Willy Wonka's Adventures

….. In Game

To-Do List

Got the idea from Gmac, who got it from Tucker Max, but essentially every guy has a list.  I’ll keep mine posted here just as a reminder to myself to actively pursue some of these things.

    • In a college library
    • On the balcony of my apartment
    • Threesome
    • On an airplane
    • In a movie theater
    • Getting head while playing video games
    • On the beach
    • Getting head while driving
    • Sex in the car
    • Sex while driving
    • In the parking lot of a mall
    • In a swimming pool
    • At my office
    • On a hill or ledge that overlooks the city
    • While on esctacy
    • Anal
    • Getting head from two girls at once
    • Getting head from three girls at once
    • Porn star
    • Elementary school teacher
    • College professor
    • College TA
    • Twins
    • Within 30 minutes of meeting her
    • Within two hours of meeting her
    • Without knowing her name
    • Mother and daughter
    • A girl and then her friend
    • Girl with fake breasts
    • Stripper
    • Stripper I picked up while she was working
    • Escort/prostitute (without paying)
    • Co-worker
    • Two different co-workers at the same job
    • Boss
    • Pizza delivery girl
    • Hooters girl
    • Married woman
    • Married woman on her honeymoon
    • Recent divorcee
    • Cougar
    • Cop
    • Local famous person
    • Famous person
    • Online Dating
    • Met on Myspace
    • Met on Facebook
    • Asian girl
    • Indian girl
    • Brazilian
    • Polish
    • Threesome with two different flags
    • Female lead singer
    • Professional model
    • Two girls (separately) within 36 hours
    • Two girls (separately) within 16 hours
    • Two new girls (separately) within 24 hours
    • MILF
    • GILF
    • Three girls
    • Four or more, all girls
    • Deep throat
    • Blowjob with no hands
    • Tittie fuck
    • Girl who doesn’t speak English
    • Deaf girl
    • Blind girl
    • Musician
    • Genital piercings
    • Girl with glass eye
    • Amputee
    • Tongue ring
    • Lip ring
    • Goth/emo chick
    • Pregnant chick
    • Ultra feminist
    • Lesbian (not bi)
    • Sex tape
    • Role playing
    • Handcuffed
    • Light BDSM
    • Choking her while pounding her
    • Pulling her hair while pounding her
    • Getting caught having sex in public
    • Sex in the club
    • Sex in the back of the bus/subway/train
    • On a motorcycle
    • On the back of a horse
    • On the kitchen counter
    • In a hotel room
    • In a recording studio
    • While drunk
    • While high on marijuana
    • While high on prescription drugs
    • 2 different girls in one month
    • 3 different girls in one month
    • 5 different girls in one month
    • 10 different girls in one month
    • 8 different girls in one year
    • 10 different girls in one year
    • 15 different girls in one year
    • 20 different girls in one year
    • Sex in the middle of a crowd (night)
    • Sex in the middle of a crowd (daylight)
    • Blowjob within 30 minutes of meeting
    • Blowjob in a public place (not in the car)
    • In a jacuzzi
    • In the restroom at a fancy restaurant
    • In a Walmart
    • In the bed of a pick-up truck
    • On the hood of a car
    • On a picnic table
    • In my parents’ house while they’re home
    • In her parents’ house while they’re home
    • A friend’s sister
    • A friend’s cousin
    • A friend’s ex
    • A friend’s girlfriend
    • A beauty pageant winner
    • On a boat
    • In a park
    • In the woods
    • On top of a high rise
    • On the balcony of an office building
    • At an amusement park
    • With a girl I just met less than 2 hours ago from day game
    • While on day 1 of her period with no condom
    • In another room while my girlfriend/main chick/smi-LTR is asleep and unsuspecting
    • On the roof of a house
    • Rich girl
    • Hairy vagina
    • Shaved vagina
    • With a ballerina
    • With a gymnast
    • With a professional athlete
    • With a collegiate athlete
    • Magazine centerfold
    • Run a train
    • In a classroom
    • In a storage closet
    • On a hospital bed
    • Get caught by her roommate
    • Get caught by her mother
    • A girl who flies in just to fuck me
    • A girl who drives over 100 miles just to fuck me
    • In an alleyway
    • At a house party
    • Using a vibrator on a girl

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  4. romeo maldini August 4, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    love this list. hilarious and motivational at the same time.

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