There’s A Line For This

Saturday night, I roll out with Dr. Know It All and Shuttlesworth. Freshman Orientation texts me at like 8:30, “What are you getting into tonight?” “Going downtown.  Not sure where yet.” At midnight, she texts me again, “At [club]… Forgot my id so I’m kinda limited.” Smh @ her forgetting her id.  I’m not about [...]

To Break The Funk, I Pulled Out My Lucky Shirt

Yeah, that’s right… my lucky shirt. Why is it my lucky shirt?  Because, let’s just say, over half of the notches I’ve gotten this year, I met them when I wearing this one shirt.  I have at least 9 different shirts/outfits that I tend to wear downtown, I go out at least 2 times a [...]

Text Message Tease

Shuttlesworth and I had another set we opened up on Saturday that went pretty well. We opened them in the street.  They were from out of town and were only down here for the weekend.  Only problem is, they were both 20, so we couldn’t bounce them to a bar.  There’s a couple of 18+ [...]

The Return Of The Cockblock

I haven’t had much problems with cockblocking friends lately.  I almost forgot that they existed. Usually, I open a set of chicks and I’m able to isolate one of them, and her friends allow it to happen, so I don’t get cockblocked too much in those situations. Saturday night though, Shuttlesworth and I were on [...]

The All-Star Cast

Like I said, Thursday night wasn’t too much fun.  Being out solo working on my new routine, was not fun to me.  I like having fun when I go out, that makes the night so much better. So, Friday, Dr. Know It All and I text and agree to try to go out earlier than [...]

He Got Game?

So, Dr. Know It All and I are about to roll out Thursday night, and Dr. Know It All mentions he has some friends downtown that he wants to meet up with.  He keeps bragging on his boy’s game. ”This due really has game man, he knows people everywhere we go, he’s always getting girls, etc, [...]