Willy Wonka's Adventures

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Category Archives: Text Game

I Continue To Lose Girls: The Nurse Edition

I’m not sure what’s going on.  A common theme amongst all my new leads lately is this: Things go really well when we meet, they seem into me Texts seem to go fairly well the first time I hit them up They start to fade – excuses for not being able to meet up, flaking, [...]

She Said “Fuck U” and Then Called Me By The Wrong Name

I gave Huge IOI Girl a call the other night, she didn’t answer… but instead texted me.. Her, 8:10:  Hey… whats up… bout to eat Me, 8:40:  I just ate, myself.  How you been lately? Her, 8:40:  Been good… having a great time Me, 8:44:  That’s wasup… Out there in [state her family lives in]? [...]

A Little Same Day Texting With The Huge IOI Girl

So, the chick that I mentioned in yesterday’s post that ran after me to get my name. I text her later that same night… Me, 11:35 pm:  I just met this girl named [I try to spell her name], she has a very fucking cute smile, but she may be crazy I’ m not sure. [...]

That Didn’t Last Long At All

Well, it only took Ghetto Club two hours to respond and start to come around after my long, honest man text. To recap: Her, 10:11 am:  Do me a favor, lose my number Me, 11:26 am:  Don’t be dramatic, you know you have fun when you’re with me.  That’s not even the issue right now [...]

Text Game Assholery

This is a text chat I had with Ghetto Club the other day.  I just find it hilarious the way I tease her and fuck with her and she pretends to complain, but deep down she fucking loves it.  A quick reference on the hair thing – she told me on the phone the day [...]

Ghetto Club Update

Just more text game here… Previously, part one… She hit me the day after the Superbowl.. Ghetto Club, Mon, 4:18pm:  Hey lil gangsta. I’m sad :/ damn steelers So, I hit her back… Willy Wonka, Mon, 4:45pm:  Lil gangsta?  Girl, I’m grown, I ain’t lil ntohing… but yeah that game was wack tho.. Ghetto Club, [...]

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