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Category Archives: Notches

My First Notch of 2012

After the LMR situation, I actually kept in touch with Cute Wavy-Haired Girl over the holiday break over Facebook. When school started back up, I ran into her when she came to one of my events.  We chatted for a bit, and I said something about where she spent her New Year’s.  I thought nothing [...]

Date 2 With OkCupid Girl #2

Again, she’s a 20 year old. Again, I’m being lazy and don’t feel like doing too much with her or trying to come up with date ideas.   Redbox movie night? She goes for it. We get there, head to Redbox, grab a movie, back to my spot. I start the movie, but damn.. she’s [...]

“Bro, you’re brother is awesome! He just fucked that chick in the bathroom!”

I was going to write a post called “My Social Circle Game Sucks”, because on the Friday night of my brother’s college graduation, he passed a chick to me and said to me, “she just broke up with her boyfriend two weeks ago, she’s horny as shit, you can fuck her easily.”  I talked to [...]

The Power of Verbal Escalation

If you read my post yesterday about my date with Ghetto Club, you’ll notice I didn’t really do any physical escalation.  I didn’t kiss her, bite her, lick her, I didn’t grab her ass or her breasts or anything the whole time – I just grabbed her hair a bunch and grabbed her neck once [...]

The Shit Talking Shit Tester

I get back from London, and I still have weekend left of Spring Break. So, I ride out somewhere with one of my boys.  I’m down there with Dr. Know It All, Frat Boy and a gang of friends. And, I’m still on my shit. Approaching like crazy.   Working on my game. Thursday and [...]

My Last Day In London: “Don’t Try To Fuck Them Both”

Sunday night, while going over some of my day game infields and working on my approach with Jambone and Krauser, I log onto Facebook to see that my favorite day game set, the Somali chick, sent me a message: Hello, This is [Her name] ‘Elmo/Pirate’. Just making sure this is the [Willy Wonka] that I [...]

And Here It Is: Willy Wonka’s Stats

Rookie posted his. Vincent posted his. Angelsin posted his.  (Damn!) So, fuck it, I figured, I’d post mine: 2010: Total Partners:  6 New Notches:  4 So, yeah…. Rookie won. Looking back on the year, it wasn’t a great year.. compared to previous years.  I still got a lot of work to do.  To really get [...]

Limited Time Only

I moved back to my hometown a couple of weeks ago, but I haven’t done much approaching here.  I have no wings here and I don’t know the night life scene very well.  I mean, I moved away and went to college when I was barely 18, so it’s not like I ever went out [...]

There’s A Line For This

Saturday night, I roll out with Dr. Know It All and Shuttlesworth. Freshman Orientation texts me at like 8:30, “What are you getting into tonight?” “Going downtown.  Not sure where yet.” At midnight, she texts me again, “At [club]… Forgot my id so I’m kinda limited.” Smh @ her forgetting her id.  I’m not about [...]

The February Fling Story

Alright, I never really told this story very well before. So, here it is. I met her at the very end of January, my first night out approaching after reading Bang.  Beginner’s luck, I guess. I text her the day after meeting her.  Then, I call her a few days after that.  We talk for [...]

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