Drunken Facebook Chat

So, I get home from the bar, and The Virgin hits me up on Facebook. I had the app open on my phone I guess, didn’t even realize I was online. This chat follows, this isn’t really game, this is just me being persistent and continuing to push as long as she’ll stay online and continue [...]

The Virgin

Quick background on the “The Virgin”… by the way, not sure if she’s actually still a virgin.  She’s 23, so I’d doubt it, but she’d probably still tell me she was if I asked, but what’s the point of asking? Anyway…. we went on one date like 5 years ago – we watched the movie [...]