Long Gaming The Somali

I’ve been having regular Facebook messages and chats with my Dutch Somali girl over in London that I went on a date with. Then, I realized I hadn’t talked to her in about a week, hadn’t caught her on chat lately, so I decide to send her a quick message just to catch up.  But, [...]

What’s With The Apologizing?!?

After I tried to SNL Rawandan Triceratops, but couldn’t extract her from her friends…. she texted me first the next day… Hey, [Willy wonka], this is [Rawandan] sorry about last night When, I called her later that day, she apologized again as soon as she answered the phone. Sorry I didn’t go home with you [...]

My Last Day In London: “Don’t Try To Fuck Them Both”

Sunday night, while going over some of my day game infields and working on my approach with Jambone and Krauser, I log onto Facebook to see that my favorite day game set, the Somali chick, sent me a message: Hello, This is [Her name] ‘Elmo/Pirate’. Just making sure this is the [Willy Wonka] that I [...]