Where I’m At With Short Model

I actually don’t give a shit about Shit Talker.  If I’ve blown it with her by missing her when she was in my city and then again when I was in her city, then fuck it…. I already got that notch anyway. Crush texted me the day after my birthday: Her, 2:05 pm:  So sorry [...]

I Ruin My Own Birthday By Losing My Cool

I was going to go to the city I just recently moved from for my birthday, but then I found out they were hosting a big event that weekend, and that made me not want to go. So, I last minute scrambled to make other plans…. a place with casinos?  Some other city? At the [...]

Facebook is Amazing

Just a quick story, broken down in bullet points: Halloween, I met a bunch of girls, got a bunch of phone numbers. I pre-gamed with Four Lokos and continued to stop in bars for beers while out. I didn’t remember what half of the chicks whose numbers I got looked like the next day. I [...]