My Last Day In London: “Don’t Try To Fuck Them Both”

Sunday night, while going over some of my day game infields and working on my approach with Jambone and Krauser, I log onto Facebook to see that my favorite day game set, the Somali chick, sent me a message: Hello, This is [Her name] ‘Elmo/Pirate’. Just making sure this is the [Willy Wonka] that I [...]