Willy Wonka's Adventures

….. In Game

Category Archives: My Last Ex

I Have A Skinny Girl Fetish

I used to not like skinny girls.  I liked girls who where thicker, more curvy.  Girls with ass… But, then I met my first ex.   When I first met her, I could tell she was really into me… “She’s too skinny” I thought. “She’s kind of cute though, I mean, I’d fuck her.” So, [...]

I’m Sick of This Popping Up From The Past Shit…

One day I was chilling with Accounting Chick, and I get a text….. from Crush: Crush, 5:39 pm:  Hows everything going?  I’ve missed you Out of fucking nowhere… with this “I miss you” shit.  How many times is she going to tell me this shit? I responded, Willy Wonka, 5:49 pm:  It’s alright… school keepin [...]

What The Hell?!? Are These Two On The Same Schedule Or Something?!?

At the end of August, both my last ex and crush were running around commenting and liking my pictures on Facebook.  Then they both dissappeared and I hadn’t heard from either of them since…. Saturday night, I shoot out to my boy’s house to chill, drink, play cards, and watch the Rampage/Machida fight. While I’m on the couch [...]

What The Hell Do These Two Want?

I log on to Facebook about two weeks ago, and I see that at 1 AM, my ex “liked” one of my pictures, and then commented on another one… saying, “I like the grown man look on you better….” A few days later, I post another picture… Crush comes by and “likes” it as soon [...]

I Kind Of Want A Girlfriend

In Sept 2009 a cute girl hit me up on Facebook randomly, and we started dating.  It lead to a relationship, which I enjoyed, but then in January, shit changed.  She pulled some bullshit pregnancy joke on me and we broke up. The night that we agreed to cut off all contact with each other, I [...]

The Story Of My Last Ex

September 2009, a girl I who I went to high school with for only my freshman year sends me a Facebook message out of nowhere, “Wow, I havent seen u since my tenth grade year. I know u probably dont remember me but how have u been doing?” So random, I can’t help but to [...]

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 241 other followers