“Do You Want Some Company?”

Saturday afternoon my phone rings, it’s Malaysian.  She’s been one of the chicks that I mass text, so I talk to her on text/phone here and there, but I haven’t hung out with her since the Walmart night. I answer the phone, “What’s up?” Her: “Hey what are you doing?” Me:  ”Just chilling at the [...]

What Are The Odds?!

The other day, I call up Malaysian, who I met on Friday night to check in with her and see what she was up to.  The conversation is kind of short, but she hits me with, “I’m up here in [outskirts, suburban town] at my friend’s house, doing her hair right now, you should come [...]

All She Wants Is A Pickle

I can’t make shit like this up…. So, Friday night, while doing my p90X, I mass text bunch of my boys to see who’s trying to go downtown tonight.  Dr. Know It All responds, as do a couple other dudes who will already be downtown.  So, I go to pick up Dr. Know It All, [...]