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The Break-Up (Part 2)

Continued from part 1. So, Saturday night, St. Paddy’s Day….. GC got drunk as fuck on green beer and Irish Car Bombs.  We had to leave the club we were at early and she wound up throwing up in my homeboy’s car.  I got my boy to drive us back to my car, so I [...]

The Break-Up (Part 1)

Double-shot of whiskey on the rocks, splash of water…. I’m going to need it writing this post… as I gaze out of the airplane’s window… …………………………………………. So, a few commenters have asked about GC… “what happened with you and GC?” Well… we stayed together.  We did the long distance thing. And, it was fine at [...]

Why I Got Into A Relationship And Some Thoughts On LTR Game

Some of my readers may be wondering why I got into a relationship.  Or maybe if there’s any real point to a relationship. I got into a relationship because 1.) I want to work on my LTR game 2.) I enjoy having a girl around who I enjoy both fucking the shit out of her [...]

Tee-Toeing the LTR Line…

So, Ghetto Club gets back from her Europe trip. I set up a date to hang out.   Just a chill, at my place, watch a movie date… I go, pick her up. While we’re driving I mention that my brother just graduated, which leads to me saying, “he’ll probably wind up moving back home [...]

My First OkCupid Date Experience

On a Tuesday night, I had a date with Ghetto Club, we went out to an amateur comedy hour.  I was actually nice and bought the drinks… and the hookah.  Then, she reciprocated by buying a round of shots.  I liked that because I didn’t expect it.  Also, I think she did it on purpose, [...]

I Try To Get My Friend Laid, And I Blow It With My Girl…

“Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.” Doug Horton A quick run down with Ghetto Club: I thought I had her right where I wanted her.  I thought I was pretty close to collecting her soul. I failed the shit test the night we met to eat [...]

Now, I See Where I Fucked Up.

I talked to Rookie about the Ghetto Club situation. He had this to say, I’m not sure why you let on that you are annoyed. Amused mastery? Whatever she does is cute? Easier said than done sure After a week of not talking to her… which I probably desperately needed.  Too much her, not enough other chicks [...]

My Frame Control Goes Out The Window

So, if you saw the previous post, you know I was getting sick of Ghetto Club‘s nagging. So, I decided I was going to let her chill for a few days and then when she hit me up I was going to be like “we need to talk” and then tell her about herself. I [...]

Perspiring Me

I feel like Ghetto Club is really sweating me lately. She calls or texts me everyday.   I don’t always answer, but when I don’t, I hear about it the next time I talk to her. She’s always complaining about how I don’t invite her to hang out enough, I don’t call her enough, I [...]

Me = Not A Gentleman

I was leaving school.  It was like 9pm.  I was horny.   And, hungry. Fuck it, I’ll call Ghetto Club and see what she’s doing…. She answers, she’s with Third Wheel.   I tell her I’m just leaving school and that I’m hungry.  She agrees to meet me somewhere on this side of town to [...]

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