Dick Trophy’s Birthday Bash?!? (part 1)

So… after the whole possible butt dial or whatever it was that happened before our date that didn’t happen a couple of weeks ago, Dick Trophy sent me a message on Facebook.  Conversation as follows: Dick Trophy May 15 at 11:11am:  hey sry i didnt call u back… Willy Wonka May 16 at 10:48am:  stop slacking! [...]

Trying to Keep My Emotions In Check

It’s all about feeling good and not giving a fuck.  When I feel good and don’t give a fuck, I’m at the top of my game. Around the time I was getting off of work the other day, I was in a semi-solid mood.  I was feeling good and I didn’t give a fuck.  So, [...]

Practicing Approaching

Last night I was supposed to have a date with this chick who has a dick trophy, but she flaked, so I decided to just hit a few bars flying solo and approach a few girls. I went out kind of early, first bar I went to was not packed at all and was a [...]