Willy Wonka's Adventures

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Category Archives: First Dates

My First First Date In A Long Time

So, a couple days later, I text the Chinese girl and ask her how the party went. Her response:  ”Great!  But if you were there, would’ve been perfect!!! “ I like that response.  We banter back in forth a bit, and then I eventually invite her to take me out in Chinatown the next day for [...]

My Last Day In London: “Don’t Try To Fuck Them Both”

Sunday night, while going over some of my day game infields and working on my approach with Jambone and Krauser, I log onto Facebook to see that my favorite day game set, the Somali chick, sent me a message: Hello, This is [Her name] ‘Elmo/Pirate’. Just making sure this is the [Willy Wonka] that I [...]

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