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Category Archives: First Date

My 2nd OkCupid Chick

I’ve been getting a lot of messages on OkCupid lately.  It’s hard to keep up with them all… Recently, I get one from a suburbanite white chick, she messaged me first, the following: you have a lot your asking for. but you seem geniune. i hate the fact that mose people use this site for [...]

My First OkCupid Date Experience

On a Tuesday night, I had a date with Ghetto Club, we went out to an amateur comedy hour.  I was actually nice and bought the drinks… and the hookah.  Then, she reciprocated by buying a round of shots.  I liked that because I didn’t expect it.  Also, I think she did it on purpose, [...]

More Third Wheel Fun…

Chilled with Ghetto Club the other day…. Just had her come up to my campus and hang out with me for a bit.  Even with all of the phone calls and texting, we had only been around each other in person for about 5 minutes outside of the club that one night, so I felt [...]

Accounting Chick (part 2)

After she flakes of course I was going to have to see her in class again. I had two classes with her, but she had told me she might drop one of them. I get to class on Monday, she’s not there…. She probably dropped it… After class I get a text message: Accounting Chick, [...]

On A Date? Don’t Pay For Her

In the past, I never really went on dates.  In college, you don’t have to.  Just hang out with a chick and fuck her.  My cost per notch was practically zero. It wasn’t until after college that I started to go on “dates”.   I wasn’t a big enough chump to do dinner dates.  I knew [...]

The Army Brat

Wednesday, I put some mass texting to use and text about 12 different chicks the same cocky playful text message.  To my surprise, all 12 of them wind up responding.  I keep light conversation going with a few of them that had the warmest responses, but the last chick to respond is a chick I [...]

The February Fling Story

Alright, I never really told this story very well before. So, here it is. I met her at the very end of January, my first night out approaching after reading Bang.  Beginner’s luck, I guess. I text her the day after meeting her.  Then, I call her a few days after that.  We talk for [...]

I Dream Of Genie

So, I had a date with Genie the other night…. A few days before this date, I did some driving around and found a street real close to me with a bunch of bars on it I never even knew about.  I stopped in some of them to ask about their nightly specials and realized [...]

My Date With Butterface

So, a couple of weeks ago, I met a chick downtown that I named Butterface. Well, me and her have been in some contact since and we went out on a date the other night.  I take her to a spot I know has cheap beer, I’m not trying to spend too much on this [...]

Awkward?

So, the other night I had a date with this athlete chick.  I mean professional athlete, body is tight.  I don’t want to say too much about her for the sake of her anonymity, but she would basically be a somewhat of a flag to me, just because she’s a professional athlete.  I pretty much [...]

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