Date 2 With OkCupid Girl #2

Again, she’s a 20 year old. Again, I’m being lazy and don’t feel like doing too much with her or trying to come up with date ideas.   Redbox movie night? She goes for it. We get there, head to Redbox, grab a movie, back to my spot. I start the movie, but damn.. she’s [...]

My 2nd OkCupid Chick

I’ve been getting a lot of messages on OkCupid lately.  It’s hard to keep up with them all… Recently, I get one from a suburbanite white chick, she messaged me first, the following: you have a lot your asking for. but you seem geniune. i hate the fact that mose people use this site for [...]

Date 2 With OkCupid Girl 1

So, I didn’t go for the notch on the first date. I’m going to rectify that on the 2nd date. Actually though, before I do… I’m going do downgrade this chick to a 5.  She’s cute, but not as skinny as I like. Anyway, she texts me Sunday night.  “Hey how have you been?” – [...]

I Finally Get Inside Accounting Chick’s Apartment

While we were in class Accounting Chick was texting me about the girl sitting next to her burping and smelling bad.  I told her to stop complaining and then changed the subject to when is she going to cook and invite me over.  She said she’s not cooking for me because I’m mean to her. [...]

Ghetto Club in a Sex Shop

I was at school, doing homework, sniffling… a little bit of a cold (I blame London… the Tube in particular), and I thought I need a Jamba Juice or something…. date idea…. I texted Ghetto Club and told to meet me at Jamba Juice at 4:30. So, at 4:30 we met up at Jamba Juice. [...]

My Last Night In Town…

I got spring break plans, but before I get to that, here’s a story about what went down the night before I flew out… Ghetto Club, 10:34 AM:  [Willlllyyy   Wonnnkkkkaaa] Willy Wonka, 10:48 am:  Wasup Ghetto Club, 10:53 am:  When are we hanging out again to celebrate my hw grade being higher than all [...]