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Category Archives: Assholery

“Do You See Who’s Still Here Studying?”

Okay… so,  that’s the second time I’ve used something Mendelow said to me as the title of a post.  But, fuck it. I was walking down the hallway and I saw this one Chinese girl sitting down studying by herself.  I’ve talked to her a few times, but right now I’m going down the hall [...]

A Thought: Don’t Let Her Stop You From Getting Yours

I haven’t been around/active in the whole “game blog community” much lately, but I did recently come across a blog I was not previously aware of – Danger and Play and a recent post of his, When Masturbation Leads to a Close The summary of his post is that a girl was teasing him in the [...]

I Watched The Girl I’m Fucking Go Home With Another Guy

For awhile there, I was fucking Cute Wavy-Haired Girl all of the time.  But, the sex never reached great and I always thought it could.  I don’t know what it is, why it’s not great for me, but it’s just not.  I’m just going through the motions.  Maybe it’s because she’s not experienced enough.  Maybe [...]

My First Notch of 2012

After the LMR situation, I actually kept in touch with Cute Wavy-Haired Girl over the holiday break over Facebook. When school started back up, I ran into her when she came to one of my events.  We chatted for a bit, and I said something about where she spent her New Year’s.  I thought nothing [...]

She’ll Cook For Me And Buy Me Beer, But She Won’t Let Me Touch Her Titties

I held an event at school one day, short-haired blonde girl showed up.  Late.  But, she showed up. Afterwards, a handful of us went to grab something to eat.  After lunch, we’re walking back and she asks me where I’m watching the game today.  I tell her the name of the bar, she says “okay, [...]

The Jamaican

My last weekend in my hometown, I threw a party… well, crashed a party.   A friend of mine graduated and it was my last weekend in town, so I invited some people out to share in his already paid for bottle service…. it’s all love though. Just drinking, having fun, a little dancing.  Fiasco [...]

The Hangover: Pool Party Edition

I woke up at 7am to the sound of another guy flipping over couch cushions looking for his keys.  Of the couch I was on. Where the fuck am I? It took a few seconds to process it.  I was on my friend’s girlfriend’s couch.  It was his 25th birthday and she threw him a [...]

She Said “Fuck U” and Then Called Me By The Wrong Name

I gave Huge IOI Girl a call the other night, she didn’t answer… but instead texted me.. Her, 8:10:  Hey… whats up… bout to eat Me, 8:40:  I just ate, myself.  How you been lately? Her, 8:40:  Been good… having a great time Me, 8:44:  That’s wasup… Out there in [state her family lives in]? [...]

The 18 Year Old Co-Worker

I started a new job not too long ago… there was a couple of other people who started at the same company on basically the same day. One of them being an 18 year old girl.  Pretty attractive, but I surprised to find out she was only 18. She’s crazy though. She came over one [...]

“Bro, you’re brother is awesome! He just fucked that chick in the bathroom!”

I was going to write a post called “My Social Circle Game Sucks”, because on the Friday night of my brother’s college graduation, he passed a chick to me and said to me, “she just broke up with her boyfriend two weeks ago, she’s horny as shit, you can fuck her easily.”  I talked to [...]

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