Willy Wonka's Adventures

….. In Game

My Sexual To-Do List:

Yeah… I’m basically just copying Gmac.  Hell, I’ll even steal some of his ideas for my list.

I’ll start off with some of the ones that came from an email I wrote to my ex years ago.  (Yes, I sent her a list of my sexual fantasies – I wanted her to get some ideas), then I’ll add to that, and probably steal some from Gmac.

Here goes:

  • In a college library
  • On the balcony of my apartment
  • Threesome
  • On an airplane
  • In a movie theater
  • Getting head while playing video games
  • On the beach
  • Getting head while driving
  • Sex in the car
  • Sex while driving
  • In the parking lot of a mall
  • In a swimming pool
  • At my office
  • On a hill or ledge that overlooks the city
  • While on esctacy
  • Anal
  • Getting head from two girls at once
  • Getting head from three girls at once
  • Porn star
  • Elementary school teacher
  • College professor
  • College TA
  • Twins
  • Within 30 minutes of meeting her
  • Within two hours of meeting her
  • Without knowing her name
  • Mother and daughter
  • A girl and then her friend
  • Girl with fake breasts
  • Stripper
  • Stripper I picked up while she was working
  • Escort/prostitute (without paying)
  • Co-worker
  • Two different co-workers at the same job
  • Boss
  • Pizza delivery girl
  • Hooters girl
  • Married woman
  • Married woman on her honeymoon
  • Recent divorcee
  • Cougar
  • Cop
  • Local famous person
  • Famous person
  • Online Dating
  • Met on Myspace
  • Met on Facebook
  • Asian girl
  • Indian girl
  • Brazilian
  • Polish
  • Threesome with two different flags
  • Female lead singer
  • Professional model
  • Two girls (separately) within 36 hours
  • Two girls (separately) within 16 hours
  • Two new girls (separately) within 24 hours
  • MILF
  • GILF
  • Three girls
  • Four or more, all girls
  • Deep throat
  • Blowjob with no hands
  • Tittie fuck
  • Girl who doesn’t speak English
  • Deaf girl
  • Blind girl
  • Musician
  • Genital piercings
  • Girl with glass eye
  • Tongue ring
  • Lip ring
  • Goth/emo chick
  • Pregnant chick
  • Ultra feminist
  • Lesbian (not bi)
  • Sex tape
  • Role playing
  • Handcuffed
  • Light BDSM
  • Choking her while pounding her
  • Pulling her hair while pounding her
  • Getting caught having sex in public
  • Sex in the club
  • Sex in the back of the bus/subway/train
  • On a motorcycle
  • On the back of a horse
  • On the kitchen counter
  • In a hotel room
  • In a recording studio
  • While drunk
  • While high on marijuana
  • While high on prescription drugs
  • 2 different girls in one month
  • 3 different girls in one month
  • 5 different girls in one month
  • 10 different girls in one month
  • 8 different girls in one year
  • 10 different girls in one year
  • 15 different girls in one year
  • 20 different girls in one year
  • Sex in the middle of a crowd (night)
  • Sex in the middle of a crowd (daylight)
  • Blowjob within 30 minutes of meeting
  • Blowjob in a public place (not in the car)
  • In a jacuzzi
  • In the restroom at a fancy restaurant
  • In a Walmart
  • In the bed of a pick-up truck
  • On the hood of a car
  • On a picnic table
  • In my parents’ house while they’re home
  • In her parents’ house while they’re home
  • A friend’s sister
  • A friend’s cousin
  • A friend’s ex
  • A friend’s girlfriend
  • A beauty pageant winner
  • On a boat
  • In a park
  • In the woods
  • On top of a high rise
  • At an amusement park
  • With a girl I just met less than 2 hours ago from day game
  • While on day 1 of her period with no condom
  • In another room while my girlfriend/main chick/smi-LTR is asleep and unsuspecting
  • On the roof of a house
  • Rich girl
  • Hairy vagina
  • Shaved vagina
  • With a ballerina
  • With a gymnast
  • With a professional athlete
  • With a collegiate athlete
  • Magazine centerfold
  • Run a train
  • In a classroom
  • In a storage closet
  • On a hospital bed
  • Get caught by her roommate
  • Get caught by her mother
  • A girl who flies in just to fuck me
  • In an alleyway
Can’t think of much else right now.  That’s a pretty substantial list for now though…

11 Responses to My Sexual To-Do List:

  1. johnnymilfquest July 13, 2011 at 8:57 am

    You’ve never done a girl with a hairy vag? I’ve never done a smooth one.

  2. Gmac July 13, 2011 at 9:42 am

    No way Johnny! How are they growing them over there!?

    This is pretty funny. I love these lists. May have to add to mine now.

  3. Bronan the Barbarian! July 13, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Johnny – Are girls that hairy in England? That’s kind of nasty. It’s the norm in America, at least with the girls I’ve banged. Come to think of it, my notch from the other day is the only girl that I’ve banged that wasn’t shaved or rocking the landing strip.

    Wonka – When I read the part about choking, I immediately thought of that secretary from Archer. Best cartoon ever if you haven’t seen it.

  4. Black Rebel July 13, 2011 at 10:44 am

    I remember when I lived in the forest. My Dad used to have a Silverado with a long box, and one day when he left it at home I called my girlfriend, threw a twin mattress in the back, we took it up the road, down one of the trails and into the middle of a clearing. Fucking a girl in the sunshine, surrounded by the tall trees, the only sounds the chirping of the birds, the bugs, her screaming and my groaning. One of the best ideas I’ve ever had.

    You don’t count nailing a girl in a club bathroom as sex in a club?

    Add: Squirter, Cosplay Girl, In or on a notable local monument, Former childhood friend and at a Wedding (ceremony or reception).

  5. blazefrazier July 16, 2011 at 4:28 am

    This is some fucking crazy list. Good luck knocking them off.

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  7. frontier1414 July 18, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Mother-daughter teams, pregnant chicks are the most agreeable ideas!

  8. Vincent Ignatius July 19, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    So the ones I’ve done/received are

    * Threesome
    * Getting head while driving
    * Sex in the car
    * In the parking lot of a mall
    * While on esctacy
    * Anal
    * Getting head from two girls at once
    * Porn star
    * College TA
    * Within 30 minutes of meeting her
    * Within two hours of meeting her
    * Without knowing her name
    * A girl and then her friend
    * Girl with fake breasts
    * Escort/prostitute (without paying)
    * Co-worker
    * Married woman
    * Recent divorcee
    * Cougar
    * Asian girl
    * Indian girl
    * Brazilian
    * Two girls (separately) within 36 hours
    * Two girls (separately) within 16 hours
    * Two new girls (separately) within 24 hours
    * MILF
    * Deep throat
    * Blowjob with no hands
    * Tittie fuck
    * Girl who doesn’t speak English
    * Musician
    * Girl with glass eye (No, but I LOLed at this)
    * Tongue ring
    * Goth/emo chick
    * Ultra feminist
    * Sex tape
    * Handcuffed
    * Choking her while pounding her (I fucking LOOOOVE this)
    * Pulling her hair while pounding her
    * On the kitchen counter
    * In a hotel room
    * While drunk
    * While high on marijuana
    * While high on prescription drugs
    * 2 different girls in one month
    * 3 different girls in one month
    * 5 different girls in one month
    * 8 different girls in one year
    * 10 different girls in one year
    * Blowjob within 30 minutes of meeting
    * Blowjob in a public place (not in the car)
    * In a jacuzzi
    * In my parents’ house while they’re home
    * In her parents’ house while they’re home
    * A friend’s ex
    * A friend’s girlfriend (No, and this is just fucked up)
    * In a park
    * In the woods
    * While on day 1 of her period with no condom
    * Rich girl
    * Hairy vagina
    * Shaved vagina
    * With a ballerina (Does it count if she did it as a child?)
    * With a collegiate athlete

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