Willy Wonka's Adventures

….. In Game

Date 2 With OkCupid Girl #2

Again, she’s a 20 year old.

Again, I’m being lazy and don’t feel like doing too much with her or trying to come up with date ideas.   Redbox movie night?

She goes for it.

We get there, head to Redbox, grab a movie, back to my spot.

I start the movie, but damn.. she’s all over me.  I kiss her and she jumps on me.  She’s the one escalating me.

I push her down and take her shirt and bra off, she pulls my shirt off.  We’re making out.  I reach for her shorts…. but she doesn’t let me take them off.  I’m surprised.

I try to reach in and finger her.  She stops that too.

What?  LMR?   You can’t be serious?

Then, she reaches up and grabs my belt, struggles with it.  I undo it for her.  She practically rips my pants off and grabs my dick.    I again, try to get her shorts off.  Again, she blocks it.  I try to reach in and finger her, again, she blocks it.

I push up on her and now, I verbally escalate….. “I’m going to fuck the shit out of your little sexy ass.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah, I’m going to make you cum so many times… you’re not ready for me.”

“Are you sure?”  she says.

“Girl, do you know who you are talking to?”

“No….  I don’t think you’re ready for me.  Once I get started I’m not just going to want one round.”

I try to take her shorts off again.  Again, no.    This LMR shit is bullshit.

She gets up and puts her clothes back on.   I’m confused.  My dick is still out, she starts to rub on it.  I try to push her down and get some head.  She doesn’t go for that either, but she does spit on it and start giving me a handjob.

I just sit there watching the movie while she vigorously gives me a handjob until I reach the brink…. then I have to stop her so I don’t blow a load across the room.

She gets up and says she has to go to the bathroom.  So, she leaves.

I get back dressed and go and turn the computer on.   When, she comes back I just ignore her.   I put  some music on and she comes over and sits in my lap and gives me a lap dance.

Then, we head back over to the couch.

I get her undressed again, but the thrill is gone for me.  I’m just going through the motions and so, I’m not as hard as I just was… I think partly because I expect this LMR bullshit again.

She’s too aggressive though.  She’s escalating me almost more than I’m escalating her.  And in an aggressive ass way, like she’s trying to manhandle me.

I finally get her naked and get her shorts off.   “Your turn” she says to me… as I take my clothes off.. “turn around, I want to see your butt.”   What?  She wants to see my butt?   It just sounded weird, so of course I ignore her and don’t turn around instead I get on top of her and finger her.   She pushes my hand out after a very short while and complains about me being too rough with fingering her.  I’m shocked.  I’ve been told I have magic fingers.  Guess every chick is different.  Too much, too soon her maybe.

I get on top and I’m about to get on top of her when she pushes me off.   What the fuck are you serious.  Then, she pushed me down and climbs on top of me.   I really don’t like this – she’s driving too much.  She’s way too aggressive and dominant.  My frame is bad I guess, I should’ve never let her lead on simple shit like the time of the first date and where we sit.  I wonder if my laziness then has brought upon this bad frame where now she’s the aggressor/leader in the bedroom.

She rides me for a bit until I cum and push her off and throw the condom on the floor.

Then, I try to go back to watching the movie and just ignoring her.   She tries to make fun of me for wanting to watch the movie.  She says she wants to have sex and she wants another round.   I tell her get me hard again.   She starts giving me a handjob, but she’s being to rough – I push her away and tell her to use her mouth.   She tries to act offended and then gets up and puts her clothes back on.   I get dressed too and consider walking her out, but for some reason I’m not against going for another round.

I go back to watching the movie, and she keeps trying to make out with me.  She complains about how I kiss and complains about me pulling her hair.

I’m confused as to what the fuck is up with this chick – she complains everytime I’m aggressive and then keeps trying to jump back into the aggressive role herself.  It’s the biggest turnoff ever and I hate it.

She says she wants another round.

I tell her to give me a massage and lay on my stomach.  She does, the massage is decent, but then she starts sucking and biting.  She bites my back way too hard – that’s going to leave a fucking mark – and push her off and flip back over.

We make out a bit again, and then she grabs my nipples and does some twisting bullshit to them.

I scream out and grab her fucking wrists, “Woah!!”

“You don’t like that?”  She asks.

“No.  If you’re trying to get me hard again, you’re going in the opposite direction now.”

“So, how do I get you hard again?”   She asks.

“You have to lick on me.”

“Where?”

“Everywhere.”

She starts to kiss me and lick my deck, and then my chest and stomach.  She’s still too bitey though and I have to keep pulling away from her hickie leaving bullshit.   She gets down to my dick and teases it a bit before finally just putting it in her mouth and giving me some head.    She sucks me off until I cum and then complains about how she still wants another round.  Then, she gives me head again, until I’m hard and so I get up and put the condom on.

I lay her back down and when I’m about to enter her, I’m soft again.

We try again, and the exact same thing happens – she gives me head until I’m hard, I put the condom on and go soft – and she gets frustrated and I get dressed.   She puts on her clothes and leaves.   Good riddance.  I can guarantee her crazy ass will never hear from me again.

It’s the worst sexual experience I’ve ever had, with her being so aggressive and all.   Well, actually the head was decent.   Everything else was shit though.

In the end, it’s still an important notch for a few reasons:

  • Finally hit number 20 lifetime.
  • Number 5 this year – which is the most ever in a year for me.
  • This occurred on the last day of May, so that’s technically a 1 notch per month average (5 in 5 months)
  • It’s also the first time I’ve ever actually “cheated” on one of my girlfriends, as I’ve never before in my life had sex with another woman while I was “in a relationship.”   This doesn’t bother me at all, and I feel no guilt about it.
Speaking of the LTR, Ghetto Club would call me later that night, telling she was at a bar drinking and she wants me to come up there and that she wants to fuck me and suck my dick.  It’s nice and flattering to hear, but I told her I couldn’t because I was busy and I’m not driving over there, even though the real reason may well be that I just knew I didn’t have enough left in the tank for her tonight…
Anyway….
Notch!

17 Responses to Date 2 With OkCupid Girl #2

  1. Black Rebel June 10, 2011 at 8:25 am

    It sounds like you just had a first-hand experience with one of these OkCupid sluts I’ve heard so much about…I really need to get on that shit.

    • Willy Wonka June 10, 2011 at 9:11 am

      Yeah, shit is amusing. She went from saying in her first message to me “It seems like some guys are only on here for one thing and I’m not that type of girl” to trying to jump my bones the minute she got me alone….

  2. Gmac June 10, 2011 at 8:53 am

    Fucking teeth, I hate biters. Grats on 20, still behind though (11 this year so far). :D

    I agree, in the end who cares, notch!

  3. Trouble June 10, 2011 at 8:54 am

    She seemed like a Dom in bed. I love these chicks because, in the end, they submit to you if you’re more dominant than she is. The thing here is that it seems she wasn’t worth it to put in the time to turn her. I think if you didn’t have GC you’d be more into it.

  4. gambol June 10, 2011 at 9:13 am

    alright let’s set the O/U on when ghetto club discovers wonka’s blog and flips her shit!

    ill set the line at july 4….ill take the under!

  5. whiteboykrispy June 10, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Yeah buddy.

    Over aggressive girls are annoying after awhile for sure. Crazy broads.

  6. Solo June 10, 2011 at 10:36 am

    Internet sluts are the easiest to bang, I don’t pay their profiles or their “relationship” talk any mind. In the end sure they may want something serious but they also wanna get fucked, plain and simple

  7. Red June 10, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Grats on 20 man. Have you considered that her dominance might have been her asking for you to get rough? If a chick was biting me that hard and pushing me around trying to get in charge I would have responded by grabbing her throat and putting her through some rough sex.

    • Willy Wonka June 10, 2011 at 1:57 pm

      Yeah, every time I tried to get rough with her she complained about it… so, I don’t know.

      • Red June 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm

        I got the same shit from an old girl friend. Took me a while but I eventually stopped the backing off/re-escalating and just did want I wanted. Some girls like their guy to push beyond “no means no” short of actual forcible rape. Mostly the fucked up kind with rape fantasies.

  8. Wesno June 10, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Came to the blog hard for Wonka left soft.

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