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I Have A Skinny Girl Fetish

I used to not like skinny girls.  I liked girls who where thicker, more curvy.  Girls with ass…

DAMN

But, then I met my first ex.   When I first met her, I could tell she was really into me… “She’s too skinny” I thought. “She’s kind of cute though, I mean, I’d fuck her.”

So, I did….

And, after the sex when she was naked laying on my bed and I was looking at her body… I saw something.  She was gorgeous naked.  I just couldn’t stop looking at her body while laying there.  All of the sudden, she had curves I never noticed with clothes on.   “Damn, this little skinny girl has a fucking body!”

It was the waist-to-hip ratio that got me.  After fucking her for a month or so, a short take-away took me to New York for a couple of weeks and she was the only girl I maintained contact with while I was in New York, when I got back, she was emailing me pictures of her cooter.

And within a week, I was in my first real relationship.

Two and a half years later, I got in my second real relationship.   To another skinny girl.  Another girl who looked fucking amazing when naked.

Crush is also skinny.

And, Ghetto Club is 5’5″, 105 lbs…. with D cups.   You do the math.  She’s skinny.

The other day, I undressed her and had her laying down completely naked in the dim light.  I still had my clothes on, and I couldn’t help but to look at her.   Stand off to the side and just look at those long legs, as she laid there looking helpless just waiting for me to fuck her.  Then, while I was fucking her I was like, “Damn, she looks like Stacey Dash a little bit!”

Ok, she's not quite THIS hot, but there is a resemblance...

It’s a stark contrast to a girl like Shit Talker, who, if you talk to all my boys who were with me that night, was fine as fuck.  My boy Sir Isaac even said that she was the hottest girl I had approached the whole night, and I had approached a lot of girls that night…

But that was Shit Talker out, downtown, wearing a sexy ass red and black dress.

When I got her home, and got her naked…. she was a two-point dropper.  My hopes, dreams and erection deflated quickly…  such a disappointment.

The thing about skinny girls, at least to me, they tend to go up a point when you get them naked.  Ghetto Club, Crush, Both of My Exes.  I can say that about all of them.  I get them naked and think, “Damn, she’s even finer than I thought she was.”

And, it makes the sex 100x better… because I’m fucking into it.

I think I might need to change my whole rating system to reflect this.  I previously called Stallion a 9 and Crush an 8, but I don’t know anymore.  I think honestly, I’d be more sexually attracted to Crush if I had them both naked…

I’m just confusing myself now.  The rating system I have in my mind doesn’t match what actually gets my blood boiling and gets me feeling randy.   I have a skinny girl fetish.

12 Responses to I Have A Skinny Girl Fetish

  1. Solo April 25, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Funny Roosh just has a post about this basing your rating scale with individual chicks, personally I’m into thicker girls, can’t front though the best round plumpest ass I ever smashed was on a skinny chick. She was rib cage skinny, like no tits skinny, but she had the nicest ass shit was beautiful

    Personally my rating is simple

    yes–Id smash
    No–I would not smash
    Maybe–if I was drunk then I might smash

    peace

    • Eamon April 25, 2011 at 2:23 pm

      I’m into girls. Skinny, curvy(not fat, people mix that up somehow these days), short, tall whatever. The question is if she’s not a moped and if she’s attractive enough.
      Same people who talk about ‘skinny girls’, would still go for Christina Hendricks or Scar Jo or J.Lo or Beyonce, etc. if they had a chance.

      @Solo, good rating scale, I like it.

    • Willy Wonka April 26, 2011 at 12:11 am

      Sometimes I think Roosh tries to make shit too mathematical. Lol.

  2. adrian drummond April 25, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    Me too. Love skinny girls.

  3. artofclueless April 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    I’m with you. Skinny is much sexier with clothes off than curvy.

  4. Trouble April 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    She’s 5’5″. How long could her legs possibly be?? lol

  5. Trouble April 25, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Damn. I just checked and Stacey Dash is 45.

    Damn.

  6. TAllagash April 25, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    curvy/thick girls are it for me. i don’t know why…but the loins stir when i see a girl with tigs and an ass. period. i can think another, thinner chick is pretty, but to quote Belly, my dick gets hard like rottweiler when i see a thick girl.

  7. raliv April 26, 2011 at 1:41 am

    Lol we are all roissy now: we like “slender babes.”

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