Willy Wonka's Adventures

….. In Game

Monthly Archives: April 2011

Possibly My Best Solo Day Game Day Ever

I’m still in my head to much when I’m rolling solo during the day.   If I’m with my friends and having a good time, I can approach, because it’s almost like they expect me to approach.  Like I’m the guy that has the balls to do the shit they don’t. But, solo dolo, is [...]

Tom Brady Look Alike Sucker Punches My Wing

So, I go out with Denver and a few other guys the next night. I get out there first.  The place he initially wanted to go wasn’t very packed, and it was a cover charge because of some concert.  So, I go to another bar.  Promotional girls are there giving out free drinks and shots. [...]

Me = Not A Gentleman

I was leaving school.  It was like 9pm.  I was horny.   And, hungry. Fuck it, I’ll call Ghetto Club and see what she’s doing…. She answers, she’s with Third Wheel.   I tell her I’m just leaving school and that I’m hungry.  She agrees to meet me somewhere on this side of town to [...]

Project [My City]: The Mansion Is Coming Soon

Everything comes full circle, it seems. Here’s my story, quickly summed up: I had heard about PUA’s before, seen Mystery’s The Pickup Artist TV Show, etc Thought it was interesting, but more for losers and virgins who couldn’t get laid.  I had a girlfriend. Later, I’d have another girlfriend. At some point, I stumbled across [...]

Giving Online Game A Shot

I’ve been thinking about doing it for awhile. I’ve just been too lazy to actually build the profiles and shit. Then, I went to London and seen that Tony T, Burto, and Jambone were doing alright on online game. Then, GMac wrote this post. So, then I decided fuck it, and hopped onto Plenty of [...]

I Have A Skinny Girl Fetish

I used to not like skinny girls.  I liked girls who where thicker, more curvy.  Girls with ass… But, then I met my first ex.   When I first met her, I could tell she was really into me… “She’s too skinny” I thought. “She’s kind of cute though, I mean, I’d fuck her.” So, [...]

Where I’m At With Short Model

I actually don’t give a shit about Shit Talker.  If I’ve blown it with her by missing her when she was in my city and then again when I was in her city, then fuck it…. I already got that notch anyway. Crush texted me the day after my birthday: Her, 2:05 pm:  So sorry [...]

I Ruin My Own Birthday By Losing My Cool

I was going to go to the city I just recently moved from for my birthday, but then I found out they were hosting a big event that weekend, and that made me not want to go. So, I last minute scrambled to make other plans…. a place with casinos?  Some other city? At the [...]

Obligatory.

I was going to approach that chick, but…..   Happy 4/20.

Umm… Wow… Okay…

I knew there was a set on my last day in London that went really well with an Iranian chick. I Facebook closed her, but I forget what her name was, so I hadn’t added her to Facebook yet.  I mean, her info was in my phone somewhere…. but, who was she again? I was [...]

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