A Facebook Chat With A Very Cute Girl

The night I fucked Shit Talker was actually a night I was on fire.  I got Facebooks and phone numbers of quite a few nice girls.

One of the cutest ones from that night, I texted the next day and added on Facebook.

This occurred over text messages:

Me:  I met this cute chick named [her name] last night… she seems cool, but she might be crazy…. should I hit her up?   [Willy Wonka]

Her:  Lol iono I heard [her city] girls are crazy!    [that's callback humor from something I said in the initial interaction - she's in my frame already]

Me:   I know, huh?  That’s what I heard too…

Her:  Not all.  But whaddup!

Around this time, I noticed that she had accepted my friend request and was on Facebook chat, so I just moved the conversation over since I was at the computer….

Me:  so… you’re not crazy?

Her:  nope, not i!!

yu crazy??

Me:  Not too much

hey… I found a picture online of you and friend from last night….

Her:   really were??

Me:

[Callback humor from the night before, she's short, her friend's real tall]

Her:  lmao!! heyy thts not funny!

Me:  I know… it’s just awful… not funny at all…

so… what do little crazy girls from [her city] do for fun?

Her:  iono go ask one,c uz ast time i checked didnt all under that catergory. lol

Me:  oh, cheeky, are we!?!

well… let me ask you a question, ms. [her name]…

Her:  okk

Me:  If you could have any superpower… what would it be?

Her:  umm iono, icant choose one. lol

Me:  nice imagination you’ve got there… very impressive…

Her:  yeah i kno tht was random..lmao

Me:  i’ll give you an easier question then..

how are you doing today [her name]?

Her:  lol yeaa thats better.. but um good back at school bored alreadyy. lol

Me:  uggh.. don’t remind me… i’m back in [my city] myself…. not looking forward to going back to class tomorrow..

Her:  me either. lol

Me:  yeah. what are you studying? … i’m guessing not anything that requires being imaginative and having creativity

Her:  atually all that applys to my major…education kindergarten teacher.

Me:  awww man…

your kids are going to hate storytime..

you’re going to be telling stories about superheroes with no superpowers…

Her:  haha,no.. nobody talks about superpowers!!

Me:  i dont know… you might make a good teacher

you have a very cute “I’m so nice, I want to help the children” type of look to you

well… in most of your pictures anyway…

not really in this one… [link to a picture where she's curling up her lip making a weird face]

Her:  lmao..you are something!! thats ah first!

Me:  lol

you seem cool though

Her:  thanks..i am duhh!! lol but yu do to, an seem funny as hell!

Me:   You know it.

I’m actually bout to get off facebook now… but have a nice night [her name]