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Monthly Archives: March 2011

Text Game Assholery

This is a text chat I had with Ghetto Club the other day.  I just find it hilarious the way I tease her and fuck with her and she pretends to complain, but deep down she fucking loves it.  A quick reference on the hair thing – she told me on the phone the day [...]

Nicknames They Hate

Back in like 2006, I once had a conversation similar to the following with a girl I was fucking.  I would call her “homie”  just to fuck around… Her:  Oh my gosh, please stop calling me ‘homie’, I hate that, it makes it sound like I’m just one of your friends Me:  Oh.  Would you [...]

A Facebook Chat With A Very Cute Girl

The night I fucked Shit Talker was actually a night I was on fire.  I got Facebooks and phone numbers of quite a few nice girls. One of the cutest ones from that night, I texted the next day and added on Facebook. This occurred over text messages: Me:  I met this cute chick named [...]

The Shit Talking Shit Tester

I get back from London, and I still have weekend left of Spring Break. So, I ride out somewhere with one of my boys.  I’m down there with Dr. Know It All, Frat Boy and a gang of friends. And, I’m still on my shit. Approaching like crazy.   Working on my game. Thursday and [...]

What’s With The Apologizing?!?

After I tried to SNL Rawandan Triceratops, but couldn’t extract her from her friends…. she texted me first the next day… Hey, [Willy wonka], this is [Rawandan] sorry about last night When, I called her later that day, she apologized again as soon as she answered the phone. Sorry I didn’t go home with you [...]

My Last Day In London: “Don’t Try To Fuck Them Both”

Sunday night, while going over some of my day game infields and working on my approach with Jambone and Krauser, I log onto Facebook to see that my favorite day game set, the Somali chick, sent me a message: Hello, This is [Her name] ‘Elmo/Pirate’. Just making sure this is the [Willy Wonka] that I [...]

London Night Game: Logistics And Friends Ruin Two SNL’s

This is my London night game post. Thursday, my first night in town was really just a social to get to know the guys.  We had a room at a nightclub and we were just hanging out in there.   I went around with Johnny Wisdom and Moran a bit and did a few sets. [...]

London: Day Gaming With Krauser

And, Jimmy Jambone And, Moran As most of yall who read my blog might know, I haven’t really done many day game approaches at all.  Last year I did about 30 total and only number closed two of them.   Most of the time, I rarely see a cute girl I like, but when I do, [...]

London: Quick Review/Overview

I’m back in the states…. I’m going to do a few posts on my trip to London, but rather than post “London: Day 1″ and review day 1 and then “London: Day 2″ I decided to separate it out and make it more theme based. This post will just be a quick overview, then I’ll [...]

Blogroll Update

Added: Art of Clueless Gmac’s Black Book Jimmy Jambone and 50 Flags Deleted blogs I know longer read and blogs that no longer update.

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