Willy Wonka's Adventures

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Monthly Archives: January 2011

Guess What Happened Next?

Choose your own adventure…. What happened with Willy Wonka and The Chick From Class? Well, if you’ve been reading my blog for awhile… or Solo’s blog, or Rookie’s blog, or any other game blog, or dealt with women much at all lately yourself… you can probably guess…. But, I don’t really have much to say [...]

Let’s Try This Again

Last semester it was the El Salvadorian. It took me weeks just to get up the courage to talk to talk to her, and when I finally did, I settled for a Facebook close. We chatted on Facebook a couple of times, but I never made a move or set anything up. Then, in Winter [...]

New Workout and Diet: Trying To Gain Some Weight Back

I’m 150 lbs.  I hadn’t been this skinny since I started lifting weights junior year of high school. I’m quite possibly in the best shape of my life though. I was recently reading a Muscle and Fitness magazine and saw a decent workout for beginners getting into strength training, so I decided I’m going to [...]

Ranting and raving

I went to a party the other night. No, not that kind of party. A lady on the street retired. A block party. I need to stop hanging out with my parents and their friends. I think I do it because the food and alcohol is free. I also do it because the one of [...]

What The Hell Does MAYBE Mean?!?

So, I was in my old town last weekend.  I texted Barcelona to see if she was down to smash again.  I thought it was a sure thing based on how I had previously left it, and after that night how she was blowing up my phone with text messages asking when I was going [...]

The Plan: Women In 7 Different Ways?

It’s the plan… Well, really the idea came from Sinn, but it was already an idea that was fostering in my mind a bit…. And, now, it’s back…  the plan… So, in the email, Sinn said that it’s important to have “multiple streams of women”.  He also said that the average millionaire has 7 different [...]

Dr. Know It All’s Improvements and Advice

I just got Outgamed two nights in a row. First by Dr. Know It All then by Referee. It’s almost like going to school. Dr. Know It All really impressed me because he gave me a lot of insight on what he’s doing. For the better part of the past year, my default opener has [...]

I’m Getting Outgamed?

Saturday night I was back in my city. I decided to get off my ass and roll out solo.  So I head out to a spot in the city with a few bars, and I go to one bar that I’d been to before to start the night off there. I text my boy Referee when I get [...]

Advice From A Friend: Don’t Marry A White Girl…

Conversation at happy hour…… My white friend:  Mexicans never get divorced. My Mexican friend:  yeah, its taboo in our culture. White friend:  yeah, its that way with a lot if ethnicities, they’ll stick with you no matter what Me:  really?  Which ones?  I need a list… White friend:  well, pretty much all of them… except [...]

Some Deja Vu Cockblockery

I drove my brother back to school the other day. While I was in town I figured is hit up my boys to go downtown with me and get on some chicks, possibly land a one night stand or something. I wind up going out with Frat Boy and Dr. Know It All. We get out and [...]

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