Limited Time Only

I moved back to my hometown a couple of weeks ago, but I haven’t done much approaching here.  I have no wings here and I don’t know the night life scene very well.  I mean, I moved away and went to college when I was barely 18, so it’s not like I ever went out to the bars or clubs in this city very often.

I went out solo the other night to a club that I had always seen when I was in high school, but of course was too young to get in then.  It was free cover weekend, so I roll in there by myself and chill for a bit.  I haven’t done much gaming in clubs with a large dance floor and most people are dancing, plus it was some 80′s retro shit going on, so it was a bit of an older crowd.  Overall I wasn’t social enough and didn’t open much.  I talked to a few people though, but not much happened…

Then, the next night I decided to drive up and help my brother move into to his new apartment for his senior year of college.  It was a chance to visit the city I just left and just had a one night stand in the last time I was there on a Saturday night.  Could I pull it off again?

While helping my brother move, I mass text about 30 different girls in that city.  Just a simple, “I’m in town tonight… are you going out?”

The only two chicks who respond and say they’re going out are Athlete Chick and Army Brat.  Most of the others are either staying in or are out-of-town.  Hell, Crush was in the mass text group…. first time I’ve text her in months.  She responds, “Me?”

I write back, “No my gay uncle….. yes you”

She responds, “Lmbo!  Oh, I was just surprised you texted me, is all.  Sometimes texts can go to the wrong people.  Anywho, no I’m not going out tonight, got work in the AM.”

Butterface responds as well, lets me know she lives in another city far away from here now.  First time I’ve heard from her since she disappeared on me and just quit returning my texts and calls months ago.   She left and moved to another city because she’s pregnant and she went to go live with the father.  She’s due in December….  wait a second, I met her and dated her in May…. damn, she must’ve been a month or two in already and just wasn’t showing yet.  Wow.  That could have a lot to do with why she up and disappeared on me when I definitely thought she was a sure thing.

Then, I meet up with Dr. Know It All and Frat Boy and we head out.  The old roommates back together again.

I’m on top of my shit tonight.  Being bold as ever.  Some drunk chick is walking past me and I snatch her up and get  her number.   I literally have Frat Boy cracking the fuck up at every chick I open.  I’m feeling good.

We run into some black chicks outside of some bar.  I open one of them and she complains that they couldn’t get into the bar because of her friend’s foreign ID.  I use this as an excuse to get her to introduce me to her friend who is pretty as fuck.  She’s Nigerian.  ”Where in Nigeria are you from?”

“What in Nigeria have you even heard of?”

“Umm…. Lagos?”

“Ha!  That’s where I’m from!”  She high fives me.  We talk for a bit, then she tells me they’re going to a bar across the street and then she hugs me.  Her friends comment about her hugging “a random guy” and then she hugs me again.  I hand her my phone and tell her to put her number in, but she declines.  Damn, it’s been awhile since I’ve gotten rejected on a number close.  Oh, well, keep it moving….

Meanwhile, Army Brat is texting me the whole time, she tells me she’s at a gay club.  Smh.  I tell her I’m not coming over there and tell her where I’m at.

She says she won’t make it in time (before last call).

I text her back, “You better run…. you could make it”

She responds, “In heels love” then again with “Whats going on after anything u know of”

Frat Boy, Dr. Know It All and I head down into some bar we’ve never been to before.  We get in there and head to the bar.   I start messing with this hispanic chick who was walking past.  Next thing you know, we’re dancing.   She’s all over me, clearly drunk as shit, telling me “you’re so hot”.  I push her away while she’s grinding on me and she falls.  On her ass.  I laugh and walk off and go lean up against the bar.

She comes after me, “I’m so drunk!  I’m over here falling on the floor for you!”

“Oh, really?  You did that for me?”

“Yes, I did.”  She smiles.

I’m leaned against the bar, talking to her.  I let her know I’m only in town for tonight.  At some point, I kind of try to kiss her, but she doesn’t let it happen.  This surprises me because she really seems into me, so I try again shortly after.  Again, no, and then she says something to me like, “are you mad that I won’t let you kiss me?”

I respond with, “What the hell are you talking about?  Nobody’s trying to kiss you, that’s you that wants to kiss me.”  She smiles after I say this and then tries to kiss me, I pull away and push her off of me.  ”Oh my gosh!  You’re such a jerk!”

She keeps trying to bounce me to another bar across the street.  ”Me and my friends are going to [bar across the street], you should come with us.”

“Here, put your number in my phone and I’ll be there in a little bit.”

She puts her number in my phone.  ”Are you coming?  Really? Come on, come with us.”

“I’ll be there in a little bit.  Hold on.  Have patience.”

“No, come with us, we’re going across the street.”

I ignore her.  Next thing you know, we’re making out.  ”Are you really only in town for tonight?”

“Yes.”

“What for?”

“Visiting.”

“Oh my gosh, you are so hot!  You should come to my apartment!  We should do it!”

“You driving?”

“No, I rode with my friends, but they won’t let you come with us.”

“Okay, ride with us.”

“No, I can’t.  I rode with my friends and we’re about to go to [bar across the street] right now.”

“No you’re not.  It’s 2:02 now, they’re not even going to let you in.”

“What?  You’re probably right.”

We wind up dancing some more.  At some point she asks me to come to her apartment again, but then drops in the “I’m not a slut”  line.  I’m dancing with her, fucking with her and then she goes down and lifts up my shirt and starts kissing and licking on my stomach.  Thank you p90x for giving me abs!  Lol. While she’s licking on my stomach, I can’t help but to look over at Frat Boy and Dr. Know It All who are just watching the whole thing unfold.  When, I see them, we laugh.  Frat Boy is shocked that this girl is doing all of this right here on the dance floor – he doesn’t come out with us enough.

Eventually the lights come on in the club.  The chick, who I’ll call Barcelona (Frat Boy gave her the name), looks at me, “are you coming to my apartment?  I’ll text you the address.”

“Alright.  Text it to me now.”

“No, I’ll text it to you in a little bit.”

Then, we leave.  Club’s closed.  At this point, I’m thinking this chick is just a tease and nothing is actually going to happen, since she wouldn’t leave with me or let me come with her and her friends or text me her address on the spot.

We get back to walking in the street.  I never did text Army Brat back about what’s going on afterwards.  I look at my phone and see she texted me again, “So I take that as a no “

I write back, “Naw I don’t know… what u getting into?”

Her:  ”Probably going home since nothing to do”

Me:  ”Don’t be so lame…. its still plenty of shit to do, plus I’m in town n u need to come see me”

Her:  ”Since when arent u in town”

Me:  ”I live in [hometown] now babe”

Her:  ”Awwwwww”

Me:  ”What you awwwwwwing about?  I’m here now, come find me”

Her:  ”Making sure friend gets hm safe”

Her again:  ”Awwww is for I didn’t know”

Her again:  ”And what are we going to do?”

Me:  ”I feel ya.  Gotta take care of ur friends”

Her: “Got him a cab where r u anyway”

While Army Brat was texting me, Barcelona texted me as well and said, “Hey”.  I responded and said, “Text me your address, I’ll be there in a little bit.”  She writes back and says “Hey” again.   I’m not dealing with this drunk text shit.  I call her.  She says something like, “I’m not home yet, I live in [so-and-so] apartments, I’ll text you the apartment number when I get home.”

Then my fucking phone dies….

Just my luck.  Two chicks texting me, trying to see me at 2:30AM and my fucking phone dies…..

I look at Frat Boy, “Bro, I got two chicks texting me and my phone just shut off.”

He laughs, “Sucks for you bro.”

“No, I got my charger at your apartment, we need to get back there like NOW.”

“Alright.”

We head back to the car.   It’s a little traffic with everybody leaving downtown, so it takes us about 30 minutes to get back to the apartment.

We get back to the apartment and I have a shit ton of texts from both chicks.  Army Brat has left me texts like “?????”,   “Ok love night heading hm”, “Just got hm”, and “Have a good rest of ur night be safe”   Damn, my phone dying cost me my chance with her tonight it looks like, I just respond back “Alright… .well good night babe..  I guess I’ll catch you next time I’m in town”

Meanwhile Barcelona’s texts include, “I gotta be up in like 2 hours.  You gonna help me stay awake or what?”,  ”I’m about to be there, Where are you”, her apartment number, my name, and then “K so call me if you come.  I ain’t over there”

Yes, both chicks texted me at least 5 times a piece in a 30 minute period without a single response from me.  Lol.

I call Barcelona and then head over there.  She walks home from her friend’s apartment and meets me at the bottom of the stairs.  We go up to her place and before she opens the door, she gives me a be quiet disclaimer, “We need to be quiet, I just moved in here and I don’t know my roommates and I don’t want them to think I just bring random guys home.”

We quietly go straight to her bedroom in the dark.  She puts some music on and then goes to a kitchen.  She comes back with a beer, “we have to share this beer.”

“Why?  It’s the last one?”

“No, it’s my roommate’s.”

Oh okay, whatever.  I grab it off of her and drink it.  We make out, lick on each other.  I finger her a bit.  Then, I grab her off of the bed and lean up on the wall and push her head down.  She goes down, but struggles with the button-fly.  I help her out.  She sucks my dick and gives me some ball licking action too.   I try to cum in her mouth without warning, but she pulls away when it happens and it lands on her arm and her carpet.  Haha, fuck it, it ain’t my carpet.

After I cum, she’s trying to fuck me.  I try to get her to suck my dick some more, but she turns her face.  ”No!  I want you inside of me.”  I ignore her and carry to her bed.  I’m not hard enough now to fuck, I just came, so I sit on her chest and shove my dick back in mouth and fuck her face until I’m hard again.

Then, I fuck the shit out of her.  A few different positions all over the room.

After we’re done.  We lay down and try to get a little rest.  It’s about 4:30 now.  Her alarm goes off at 4:45.  She’s asleep, ignoring it, but it wakes me up.  I turn it back off.  It goes off again at 5:00.  At this point, I actually do try to wake her up.  I finger her a bit and try to turn her over – I’m thinking I’m going to try to get some head again before she goes to work at 5:30, but she’s not having it.  She’s out.  Fuck it, I think to myself, this bitch is about to be late to work, but what the fuck do I care?  It’s not my job to make sure she gets to work on time. And with that, I go back to sleep.

She wakes up at 6:30 and she’s frantic, she gets ready quick and then we head out.  While we’re walking out she’s talking about “Oh my gosh, I’m an hour and half late to work!  I can’t believe I went out last night!  And I had sex!  I just want to go back to sleep right now.  My boss is going to kill me…”

I just laugh at her.  Then, she hugs me and tells me to call her next time I’m in town.

I stumble back to my brother’s apartment and wake him up to let me in at 7am.  ”What the fuck bro?”  He says in his half-sleep demeanor.

I pass out on the air mattress, wake up at noon and then roll out.

Barcelona texts me while I’m driving home… “Well we were just all over the place weren’t we ha”

Notch!