The Hottest Chick I Know

Hot chicks are pretty rare, especially the extremely hot ones, the 9′s and 10′s.

I honestly can only think of one of them that I know.  She’s my stripper friend‘s best friend… and she’s fucking beautiful.

The hottest chick I’ve ever met in person by far, and I’ve met a couple of celebrities.

This chick is blessed.  Seriously.  Almost flawless.

I had heard stories about her from my stripper friend, just best friend stories, but I didn’t know she was that damn attractive until I met her.  She lived and went to school in another city back then, but she was in town visiting stripper friend and they were eating lunch in the school’s cafeteria, when I ran into them and met her for the first time.

Apparently, stripper friend had told her stories about me too, so she already knew who I was.  At least to some extent.   I met her, she seemed cool, but it was kind of an in passing thing.  ”Hi” and “bye”.  I didn’t try to get at her at all.  Then again, I probably was too beta and lacked the game necessary to get at her back then, but I definitely noticed she was attractive.

From that day forward, I’d always ask my stripper friend about her.  ”How’s [hottest chick] doing?”  ”Hook me up with her”, “put me down”, etc.  Shit like that.

Stripper friend would always hit me with some “she’s kind of talking to somebody right now” line.

She eventually moved to our city and her and stripper friend worked at the same restaurant.  One of those restaurant/bars that only hires cute chicks to work there.  Although some of the “cute chicks” in those places can actually be pretty fucking average.  This girl was not.  She was fine as shit.  Hotter than every other chick that worked there…. by far.

I took stripper friend to work one day, in exchange for a free meal.   At first it seemed odd to be sitting in a restaurant by myself, eating, but then it was actually kind of cool, because stripper friend would come over and chill with me and sit with me and keep me company for a few minutes, then she’d have to get up and go do something else.  The hottest chick would come over occasionally, but she mainly had to stay in the front since she was the hostess that night.  Stripper friend was waitressing, so she had more freedom to sit down and chill with me a bit.

Like I said, I was still beta.  The hot chick was cool, but I didn’t really know what to do with her.  At one point when I finished eating she said to me, “I’m bored up here in the front, come up here and talk to me.”  So, I did, I went up there and hung out with the hostess, the hottest chick in the room, the hottest chick I’d ever met.  It was just friendly small talk, just keeping her company.   Not game, not even letting her know I had interest, or that I thought she was beautiful.

I’d chill with her maybe one other time when stripper friend cooked a dinner at her house and invited a lot of her friends over one night, but on that occasion her boyfriend was actually there…. and, they actually fucked in the bedroom while the rest of us watched TV.  Yeah, I heard the hottest chick I’d ever met getting fucked on the other side of the wall from where I was sitting.  That was a little odd.  Who was her boyfriend then you ask?   Let’s just say, he’s been on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Yeah, she fucked with a few athletes.   There’d be pictures of her on Facebook, hanging out with NBA players in their suites in Las Vegas hotels.  NFL players were buying her new purses.  One famous (and married) comedian once flew her out to his city to spend a week with him.   Now, I don’t have any proof that she was fucking any of these guys, but you be the judge….

She’s done some modeling, she’s won beauty pageants, she hosted a local TV show for a bit.

She’s dingy as hell, and not too bright from what I can tell.

Everything she’s ever gotten in life, she’s gotten solely from her looks.

Every picture she posts on Facebook, dudes line up a mile long on the comments section to tell her she’s “so beautiful”, “pretty”, “flawless”, etc.   All true statements, but it still sickens me to see so many dudes gas her head up.  I saw one comment on her page from her boyfriend (Sports Illustrated) at the time, he wrote, “Damn, you’re ugly!”

She’s a single mom now.  Dude that was on the Sports Illustrated… he knocked her up.  She wanted to stay together.  He’d break up with her, then get back with her a few weeks later.  He would push/pull her like crazy.  She may have actually been in love with him.  She definitely is/was crazy about him.  But, then again, she did shit behind his back like fly out and hang out with that comedian for a week while they were still together.

She’s not LTR material at all.

But, I’d still fuck though.   If I ever had the chance….

Afterall, she is the hottest chick I’ve ever known.   No bullshit.