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Monthly Archives: August 2010

A Birthday Party For An Ex

The other night my boy Fiasco texted me, “Sat night we’re having a bday celebration for [his cousin/my ex].  We’re gonna be at the crib and then we’re going clubbing.” Cool. She’s not even a real ex.  I mean, she is, we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but we never fucked.  Hell, I don’t think we [...]

“She Wants To Fuck Me”

I guess you can call this a post about frame. But, it’s a realization on my part.  When I look back over the notches I’ve gotten so far in my life, I realize a common theme.   A lot of times, before the notch there was a point when I thought to myself, “she wants [...]

Linkage….. Aug 28

Just a few posts from around the blogosphere this week… Roosh hilariously ran into an old one night stand, and posted the reenactment on his blog. The Rookie got back from Barcelona, and told us the story of the night before he left. Vincent introduces us to his buddy and guest poster,  Asshole Wingman. Roissy had a [...]

Accessorizing/Peacocking??

No Mystery funny hat peacocking going on over here. But, I have been accessorizing more. A few weeks ago before going out, I was taking a piss in Dr. Know It All’s bathroom and I saw a watch on the counter.  I came out with it, “Let me where this tonight…” “You know that watch doesn’t [...]

I Kind Of Want A Girlfriend

In Sept 2009 a cute girl hit me up on Facebook randomly, and we started dating.  It lead to a relationship, which I enjoyed, but then in January, shit changed.  She pulled some bullshit pregnancy joke on me and we broke up. The night that we agreed to cut off all contact with each other, I [...]

Insecurities and Inner Game

Now, everybody has insecurities.  Especially when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex.  Some say this will affect your inner game, which is probably true.  Depending on how insecure you are and about what will affect you when and even if you decide to approach a chick to begin with. So, here’s some of [...]

Limited Time Only

I moved back to my hometown a couple of weeks ago, but I haven’t done much approaching here.  I have no wings here and I don’t know the night life scene very well.  I mean, I moved away and went to college when I was barely 18, so it’s not like I ever went out [...]

The Hottest Chick I Know

Hot chicks are pretty rare, especially the extremely hot ones, the 9′s and 10′s. I honestly can only think of one of them that I know.  She’s my stripper friend‘s best friend… and she’s fucking beautiful. The hottest chick I’ve ever met in person by far, and I’ve met a couple of celebrities. This chick [...]

The Come Back

When the thing with Crush actually drew to a close, my boy Frat Boy would always ask me if I talked to her lately.  I’d always tell him no and that it was over.  His reply was always, “she’ll be back, bro…” I wondered if she would.  I wasn’t sure, but I couldn’t help but [...]

The LMR Stories Part 2 (The Platonic Friend)

As the beginning of the second semester of my sophomore year in college started, I noticed this chick in one of my classes.  She was cute, but she always sat next to this gay dude in class everyday.   I started to sit by her too.  I had actually met her before, I think, and [...]

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