I haven’t had much problems with cockblocking friends lately. I almost forgot that they existed.
Usually, I open a set of chicks and I’m able to isolate one of them, and her friends allow it to happen, so I don’t get cockblocked too much in those situations.
Saturday night though, Shuttlesworth and I were on the town. We approach two chicks we see in the street, standing outside of a bar. I go for the shorter one, he goes for the other one.
We’re doing well.
The chick I’m with mentions that she’s in town for a “cheer convention.”
“Oh, yeah, what do you do at a cheer convention?”
“I’m a counselor, I teach the little kids cheers. “
“No, don’t tell me. Show me.”
She looks around, steps back, claps her hands together and then raises them in the air and gives me an enthusiastic cheer introduction. Lol, I’m actually somewhat surprised I got her to do that.
We talk more, we talk about where she’s from, where I’m from, etc, well, she asks me where I’m from.
“Guess.”
“[My hometown.]“
“Damn, how did you get that right?”
“Because, you sound like you’re from there.”
“Are you trying to say I have an accent?”
“Yes, you definitely have an accent.”
I give her a sideways face and turn away from her.
“No, it’s really cute though, I like it.”
I don’t remember where the conversation went from there, but I do remember at some point, I hit her with the “Aww, naw, I can tell we’re not going to get along, you’re too fiesty.”
“I’m not fiesty, I just like to be spoiled.”
“Spoiled? Yeah, this defintely isn’t going to work out. We’re going to have to break up. Don’t worry, it’s not you, it’s me.”
She laughs, “Boyfriend! You’re not going to spoil me boyfriend?”
“Nope.”
Later on the conversation, she hits me with, “My feet hurt.”
“Really, that sucks.”
“Yes it does, can you carry me?”
“No.”
She tries to give me the puppy dog eyes.
I respond to her with, “You can carry me though.”
She puts her hands out, “I can pick you up, c’mon.”
“Are you serious?”
“Yeah, c’mon.”
I hop up and let her pick me up. Fuck it. This chick is 4’11″. I’m 6’0″, 165. She’s actually carrying me, I’m impressed. Must be the cheerleading skills. I tap Shuttlesworth to get him to look. Even he’s impressed… “Dang!”
She puts me back down.
Then, she says something to her friend about “Where are [their other friends, apparently]?”
“I don’t know,” her friend says.
“Where are my keys?” she asks.
“[One of her other friends] has them.”
I chime in, “Her keys? Wait, she’s not driving?”
Her friend responds, “Oh, no, no. I haven’t drank anything tonight, I’m the designated driver.”
“Oh okay, just checking.”
She jumps in, “what do you mean, boyfriend? I’m fine, I’m not that drunk.”
“Uh, huh, sure whatever.” I look at her friend and give the Mutombo finger. ”Yeah, don’t let her drive….” She laughs.
Then, my chick says, “Wait, do you hear that music?”
She starts dancing in the middle of the sidewalk. Fuck it, I grab her and back her ass on the me. She starts grinding on me and grabbing on me. I look at Shuttleworth and shrug my shoulders, he laughs.
After dancing on me in the street for a few songs, she turns around and puts one arm around me and her other hand on my chest.
Out of nowhere, her other friends just magically pop up. They grab her off of me, “C’mon, time to go home.”
I pull out my phone and try to hand it to her, “Here, put your number in here.”
Her new friend pushes my arm away, “No, that’s not going to happen. She’s mine.”
“What the fuck? Why are you so rude? I’m just having a nice conversation with your friend?”
“Too bad, she’s mine.”
One of their other new magical popping out of nowhere friends grabbed the designated driver friend off of Shuttleworth before he could get a number too.
I look at him, “what the fuck just happened bro?”
“They were talking about it, but we just got cockblocked hard.”
Seriously. I mean, the rest of the chick’s friends just pop out of nowhere with the sole intention of cockblocking me.
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rough. but sometimes there’s just nothin you can do about it
That girl you met was a mindless drone. The cockblock bitch owned her mind, her actions- maybe even her body. She should be her own person, instead she follows the cockblock bitch for fear of being ostracized from the group. That girl had no self awareness, no individuality. Sad, so sad.
What a cunt. That’s the type of bitch that makes the world a worser place.
Good job on the Roosh break up routine. I haven’t had a chance to use that one yet, but I guess he was right when he said it always works. She was really into it.
When her friend took her away, you should have have acknowledged the girl you wanted asking her if her friend always acted that way or something like that. Hopefully, she would defend herself and give you her number.
I will admit though, “too bad she’s mine” is just wierd.
Damn CBing is serious where you at, this is one of the reasons why I use to sometimes get the # close out the way right away.
Were the friends guy’s or girls? If they were girls the you’re mine is a funny line.
Yeah, they were girls.
How do I deal with cockblocks? A look at the blocker that expresses disdain that could melt steel, no words, side step in front-side of the blocker, ignore her protests but don’t make the target girl uncomfortable. There isn’t a douchey cockblocking bitch on the planet that can hold my ‘bitch, I’m talking here…’ stare.
Extra cuntish yes, but this interaction I’m guessing lasted ten minutes or so, more than enough time to get a number or even a kiss from the girl. Plus, you did a good job getting her attention, if the girl carried you and shit, a kiss could have been possible (as an outside objective observer…I wasn’t there so I don’t know the whole situation).
Step your aloof game up. Everything else is coming together money, but if I (through reading your posts) can tell that you’re thrilled to be talking to this particular girl, then she can too.
Numbers suck I know, and she’ll probably flake, but she also might not.
‘I’d love to continue this chat but me and my man here have some pressing business to take care of, throw your link in my phone. Shuttlesworth, let’s move!’
The preemptive exit does work; great way to build intrigue, demonstrates value nice and totally turns it on the girl. ‘Pressing business’ sounds five times better than ‘we gotta go’, by the way.
Solid idea on the preemptive exit. Of course, I didn’t expect to get cockblocked like this though..
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Anytime you’re an anonymous guy to a woman’s friends, you’re very likely to get cockblocked. Maybe not when you try to get the number, but definitely when you try to take her home.
If I feel a strong connection with a girl I talk to.. I just up and do the number swap right then and there. it works out better when you don’t leave right after.. but you have it for later.
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“Excuse me, hold on please. Give me a minute.”
“No, she’s mine. Get away.”
“Hey, FUCK YOU I WANT HER NUMBER!”
You wanna beat cockblocks? Be rude to them back. They’re destroying the opportunity of something good happening for both individuals. So you act like you’re in charge and tell her to get the fuck away for a minute.
You get her number, send a text and arrange a date where it’s just you two, without the dumbass cockblocking bitch friends getting in the way because they’re JEALOUS that they’re not getting gamed themselves.
Too bad for her – if she got your number she would have called to apologize for her friends and wanted to see you again.
Don’t save the number deal for the close – do it when you have talked enough to feel comfortable.
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“If i’m not getting any dick/attention tonight/mad at my boyfriend/wish i wasn’t fucking him……then my friend isn’t getting shit either.”
at some point though, it’s the girl’s fault for tolerating that kind of c*nt-ish behavior.
TAllagash–
Yeah but if she’s hot and young and you want her short term at least who’s fault it is isn’t the issue – how to get around it is.
As well it suggests she’s compliant, easily suggestible. Would be for you too.
I’d guess the girl is bi and her lesbian lover was cockblocking cause she knows Willy was a big threat.
Great story and tight game btw.