I haven’t really told much people about this game shit. I hadn’t really told any of my boys that I actually read blogs or books about “how to pick up women.” But, I do talk to them about game. Because even without reading this shit, everybody who’s dealt with women has been through this shit to some extent. I’m starting to be more open about my game reading/studying though.
The other night, I was chilling with Frat Boy and we were talking about this shit, and he was telling me about the chicks he fucks with, etc. I get on him, “honestly, bro, you’re too nice, you take too long to escalate.”
“I do.”
“Yeah, but then again, I tend to escalate too fast and come off as too aggressive, so that’s coming from me.”
He laughs, “Yeah, there’s got to be a middle ground between us somewhere.”
“Yeah, and he’s probably the dude getting all of the pussy.”
I go into the story about my first date with CuteNewChick, and about how I had her in the room, and she said, “You’re cool, but I didn’t come over here to fuck you.” And I just ignored her and put my hand up her shirt and started playing with her breast and kept trying to kiss her even though she was turning them down. Dr. Know It All comes running in the room, laughing and joking, “That’s rape! You were molesting her!”
I laugh. Frat Boy laughs, and chimes in, “The funny part is, I can see Willy Wonka doing that shit…”
“Whatever y’all,” Then, I talk about the 7 hour rule, and the average taking between 4 to 10 hours to fuck a chick, and how I was pushing for it for CuteNewChick after only 3 hours, and she probably just needed more time.
I also talk about Crush, because Frat Boy always asks me about her. ”I haven’t talked to her, bro.” I tell him the story about how I fucked a chick in my bed that day Dr. Know It All was over and then a couple of days later Crush was in that same bed, topless, asking me, “Why do you want to have sex with me? Is it because I’m teasing you, or because it’s been awhile for you?”
Frat Boy: ”What the fuck, she asked you that?”
“Yeah, bro, and I didn’t know what to say. Cuz it definitely hadn’t been awhile, it’d only been a couple of days. The question really caught me off guard, but that wasn’t the only question, she asked me like 20 fucking questions when she was in my bed topless that night. I think that’s why I didn’t fuck. I didn’t pass her little pop quiz.”
Frat Boy laughs his ass off, “yeah, bro, that’s definitely why you didn’t fuck. She was testing you and you failed.”
“Yep, exactly.”
Later that night, I was just chilling in the car with Dr. Know It All, and we really start talking about game. I had already mentioned Roissy’s blog to him before and that I read that shit and now I admit to him that I read Mystery Method before. He (just like everybody and their dog) has heard of Mystery before, but doesn’t know anything else about the community. We talk about shit like push/pull, attraction, comfort. Dr. Know It All claims that’s where his game is the strongest – comfort. We talk about that some more, and then somehow we start talking about being cocky and funny. I have the David DeAngelo Cocky Comedy on my phone, so I play some of that for him. ”Damn, who is this dude? He is so right about this shit, I can see all of this shit.”
“Exactly, bro.”
I’m slowly starting to put my boys onto game…
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Tell them you are are going to escalate on them before you do it.
“OMG I want you like a wave crashed over me. Gimme five minutes and I’ll totally start hitting on you.”
Good move. The last thing you need when you’re out learning game and trying to get laid tons is friends who constantly cockblock you with their ineptitude.
I’m lucky in that regard. My one best friend is a pure natural who knows about game but never needed it, and the other makes $100k a year and gets girls just from his status.
My other friend who actually did used to cockblock me with his lack of jam has fallen off the earth.
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Good story. Sometimes teaching something can not only make you better at, but also builds your confidence as you are forced to show your capabilities. Can’t be all talk.
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