Pretending To Be Hungry

So, Saturday night I roll out with Frat Boy and one of his boys.

His boy is another one of those model good looks type of dudes.  Dude is part Italian, I’m sure that has something to do with it.  I mean, we’re at one bar and a chick who’s about a 7.5 comes up to him and opens him.  She’s straightforward as shit, mentioning that she’ll even take a cab home from his place if she has too.  Wow, what the fuck? I’m honestly still shocked at the way girls act around these model-looking type of dudes.  This shit is so new to me.

I mean to be honest, my game still needs a lot of work.  Every chick I get, I basically get off of my looks, but I don’t get near the reaction that these model-looking dudes get.  I mean that’s a whole nother level and shit.

Rewind a bit, 30 minutes or so.  I park downtown to head out to meet up Frat Boy and his Italian Model friend.  I park my car and I walk past a group of two dudes and four girls.  I think about saying something to the dudes just to fuck around and warm-up my social skills and approaching for the night, but I don’t.  I just walk past them, and then I hear the chicks cat-calling me.   “Oooohhh, look at him!”  I turn around and one of the chicks comes up to me.  I put my arm around her and walk with her and chat for a bit.   Her friend is walking behind us, talking shit, “wow, he’s too comfortable, he must come downtown and pick up girls all the time.”  She asks me to pose for a picture with her, so I do and her friend takes a picture of us.  She introduces me to all of her friends, the other 3 girls and the two dudes.  I shoot the shit with everybody, each and every one of them for at least a split second, just to warm up socially.  Then, some other chick who parks her car and is walking by herself laughs at something one of these chicks say, so I open her and get her into the whole group conversation and shit too.  We hit the streets where the bars are, and I dismiss myself from this whole little group and move around to find Frat Boy and Italian Model.  I don’t try to close any of these chick, cuz to be honest, the chick that cat-called me and took the picture with me is the least attractive one out of her group of friends.  Let’s just say, I’m not interested.  I’d fuck any one of her friends though, but that’s one of those situations.  She approached me and took a picture with me, clearly showing her interest, so I didn’t expect any of the other 3 to overshoot their friend who was so bold in her interest to fuck with me.  So, fuck it.

Oh, before that even…. I know, what kind of backwards ass story is this?  I go out to buy some liqour to pregame and this chick who lives in the apartment under me and always goes out her way to say “hi” to me is walking out of her apartment with her fat friend.  They’re walking down the stairs as I’m walking up.  I say “what’s up” to them as I pass them.   They say “what’s up” and continue walking down the stairs.  They get down the stairs and the chick yells back up at me, “So, you’re having a party and you didn’t invite us?”

I look down at her from over the railing.  ”Who the fuck said I was having a party?”

“Oh, never mind, the party must be over there then.”  She points in some random ass direction.

I flip the convo a bit, “I guess.  What are y’all getting into tonight?”

“Nothing.  Being boring.”   I leave it alone after that, but I could definitely fuck this chick.  There was another night when I was headed out that they were cooking and they invited me over, but I didn’t go, because I was headed out, I had plans.  I need to fuck with them some more. She’s not that cute, probably like a 5.5, but she’s down to fuck, for sure.  Just a little time and comfort building and she’d be sucking my dick like it’s her favorite thing in the world to do.

Anyway, I go inside, drink my liqour and pregame by myself, shower, get dressed and head out.  Right after I leave my apartment and start walking down the stairs, this real cute hispanic chick that lives directly across from me comes out of her apartment and starts walking down the stairs as well.  It’s midnight and she’s wearing this big ass black hat.  Easy opener, I turn around, “Why the fuck do have on a Sunday hat at midnight?”

“Oh, no.  I’m not really wearing it, I’m just taking it to my car.”

“Oh, really?  I guess that makes some sense. I was about to say…”

“Yeah, thanks for asking though.   If it was actually sunny outside, I’d be wearing it for real.”

“Yeah, I was trying to figure what kind of sun you’re trying to hide from at one in the morning.”

She laughs.   I walk to my car, she walks to hers, which is past mine.  As I get in my car, I just leave her with, “alright, well have a nice night.”

“You too.” She says and smiles.

I didn’t push the interaction too far, but she lives directly across from me, I’ll see her again.

Fast foward now, back to hanging out downtown with Frat Boy and Italian Model, lol.

So, I’m hanging with them, we hit a few bars, we hit the street, etc.  While in the street, I approach a chick I see using my regular opener.  She responds, “Yeah, I met you last weekend and you said the exact same thing to me.”

Lmao.  I don’t remember that shit at all. I don’t even play it off, I just acknowledge it and keep talking to her.  I ask her about her tattoo on her shoulder, which she explains is her mom’s name.  We talk for a little while longer, she’s looking for her friends  but can’t find them.  I don’t stay talking to her for too long.  I move around after awhile.

We hit up a couple more bars.  At some point, Italian Model opens some chick. I don’t know if I tried to talk to her first or if I tried to talk to her after Italian Model did, but at some point, me and her got off on the wrong foot.  No worries though, when Italian Model is talking to her, I open her friend who is short as hell.  I open her with this, “Oh shit, I didn’t even see you there, you’re so short, I didn’t even notice you.  You’re lucky I didn’t step on you.”

She tries to respond back, “whatever, you’re not even that tall.”

I look around, “I’m taller than every guy here, except that guy.”  Just when I say that, some really tall ass dude walks by, forcing me to add, “Oh, and that guy” with a laugh, because he’s a dorky looking guy.

It works, and I wind up talking to her for awhile, when all of the sudden her friend who Italian Model was gaming chimes in, “I don’t like him.”

I look at her, I’m confused.  I thought she was talking about Italian Model, “you don’t like him?” I ask, surprised.

“No, you.”  She says to me, “I don’t like you.”

Wow.  What?  I don’t even know how to respond to that. “Okay, well, that’s your problem”  I say and turn my back to her and go back to talking to her friend.

She tries to appease it by saying, “I was just playing.  You seem cool, I’m just joking around.”

I just ignore her and talk to her friend some more.  Then, out of nowhere, promoter dudes start popping up and passing out flyers.  Apparently, every promoter in town knows theses two chicks as they keep talking to them and interrupting my set.    Eventually, Italian Model and I just get sick of dealing with these chicks and all the attention they’re getting from all of these random ass dudes that know them that we just move around.

We start walking through the street some more and I run into the chick from earlier that remembered me from last week.  She still can’t find her friends.  I re-open her and get her to stop and hang out with me and talk to me for a bit.  We stand around talking for awhile about all kinds of things.  Finally I seem to have her interested in me. I want to bounce her somewhere, but to where?  All the bars have just closed.  Fuck it, the only things open around here are the pizza restaurants, I tell her I’m hungry and I’m about to grab a pizza and to come with me.  She does.  She follows me down the street towards the pizza parlour, but I lose her in the crowd when I go into the pizza parlour.  I look around, she’s not in there with me.  I step outside and see her standing outside looking around, looking lost.  I catch her attention and motion for her to follow me, she does and follow me inside the pizza parlour.  I order myself a slice of pizza and sit down on a stool while I eat it, making her stand up next to me, since there are no other stools.  We talk some more.  I wasn’t even hungry, I’m just eating a pizza, because it was the first thing that came to mind to try to bounce her to to see if she’d follow me.  I’m pretending to be hungry in order to continue to game this chick.  She runs into a girl she knows in the pizza parlour.  After I finish eating, we head out and the girl that she knows offers to give her a ride home since she still hasn’t found her friends that she lost over an hour and a half ago.  She rolls with the friend, but while on the way out, she turns back to me to say goodbye and gives me her number.

I leave her and as soon as I do, I approach a two-set in the street.  I walk and talk with them for awhile, mainly focused on the shorter one who seems into me.  We talk for awhile, and I seed an idea to hang out later in the week and she agrees to it.  I give her my phone to put her number in, she does and calls herself so that she can have my number.  I would’ve tried to bounce her somewhere that night, but bouncing her to my place seemed like too much, too soon and I already used my pizza parlour bounce idea.  I wasn’t about to eat another slice just to spend more time with another chick.  I was out of bouncing ideas, so I settled for the later day meetup idea and the number.

Then, I went home and went to sleep.