The LMR Stories (Part 1 of a Series)

Alright….  a lot has been said about LMR or Last Minute Resistance in Game or game theory or game blogs or pua shit… whatever you want to call it, the topic has been brought up, because… well, it happens.

Chicks who want to fuck you, generally will put up some last minute resistance even when they actually want it.

Honestly, I couldn’t help but read Roosh’s post about when No Means Yes the other day and not think about how I should have pushed the issue further that morning with Crush when I fingered her.    Also, vasafaxa‘s stories on Jake Turner’s blog only added to my desire to push forward and be an asshole.

So, I decided to write a series about some of the LMR situations I’ve gotten in the past.  Some of the chicks, I wound up pushing through and beating the LMR, some I wound up fucking on a later date, and some I never fucked ever, at all.  So, here’s one of those stories.

Part 1:

2004… around Thanksgiving time, I had this one chick I met and talked on the phone with for a couple of weeks.  I was a freshman in college, she was a senior in high school.

Actually, come to think of it, I’ve already told the story of this chick on the blog.

So, to make a long story short, I get over there and the chick sneaks me in her house while her mother is asleep.   I’m thinking shit is about to go down, but then we get to the bedroom and she’s actually trying to watch a movie.  I’m groping on her and feeling on her and not paying any attention to the movie and she keeps saying shit like “you came over to have sex, didn’t you?  All I’m trying to do is watch a movie, can’t you just watch this movie with me?”  I ignore her and keep groping her.  She keeps resisting and telling me to “just watch the movie with her.”  I’m paying no attention to the damn movie.  This goes on for probably a good 30 minutes or so,and then eventually, she tries some bullshit shit test (or whatever you want to call it) on me and turns the TV off, then she gets on top of me and says, “I bet you can’t keep your hands off of me for a whole 5 minutes.”

Weirdest shit anybody’s ever told me.  She gets on top of me and starts dry humping me.  We still have our clothes on and she reaches her hand down my pants and grabs my dick.  She starts rubbing on it and playing with it…. giving me a hand job, which at some point, I can’t help myself and I grab her around her hips or her waist.  ”You fail,” she says, “I bet you couldn’t keep your hands off of me for 5 minutes and you couldn’t do it.”

Then she says something like, “If you want to have sex with me, just ask.”

Clearly she wanted the dick, as she kept giving me second chances to beat her LMR.

“Okay,” I say, “let’s fuck?”

“No,” she says, “don’t say it like that.”

“Okay….”  I try again, “Umm, let’s make love?”

“No,”  she says again, “that sounds too corny.  Just say, ‘let’s have sex’ or something like that.”

“Okay….”  I try again, “Let’s have sex.”

“Okay” she says and I mount her and fuck the shit out of her.  More details here.

I guess I broke down her LMR here to the point where even she got sick of testing me and made it easy for me.  I’ll take this as a win.  Granted this was one of the easiest LMR’s I ever encountered though.