Willy Wonka's Adventures

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The Rarity of an Actual 10.

I’ve never seen a 10 in my life.  No offense, but I don’t believe any bloggers that say shit about meeting an HB10, or even an HB9 for that matter.   Since I’ve been in the game, since I’ve started this blog, I’ve seen one chick who’d I consider a 9…. only one, and I’ve never seen a 10 in my life.  The 9 I saw was a latina chick who was walking out of the bar so fast, I didn’t even have a chance to think of anything to say as she walked past me.

That’s why Crush was such a big deal to me.  She’s an 8.5 to me, and one of the most beautiful chicks I’ve ever seen in my life.  Granted the chicks I’ve had crushes on have almost all been 8′s or better.   This includes CuteNewChick, she was an 8 to me, but honestly CuteNewChick and Crush are the only 8+’s I’ve met all year.  ALL YEAR.  And, we’re 6 months into the year.  That’s how rare 8′s are to me.  Maybe, I’m just extra picky, but that’s my judgement and my preference.  10′s don’t exist outside of Hollywood, 9′s are super rare, and even 8′s are so rare, I can only think of two that I’ve seen in the past 6 months, and I had at least somewhat of a chance with both of them, regardless of how bad I did or fucked it up, the fact that I had somewhat of a shot should be enough of a confidence booster, especially considering how rare 8′s are.

For the record, I can only think of about six 10′s that exist on this planet, and they are:

1. Beyonce

Damn

The Perfect 10 - It doesn't get any better than this.

2.  Jennifer Lopez

JLo

Damn, who the fuck is Marc Anthony?

3.  Selma Hayek

Salma Hayek

I'd give my left nut just to fuck one time.

4. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewit

I fell for her when I saw that movie Heartbreakers

5.  Halle Berry

How Old Is She Again?   She's got to be 45 at least.... I'd definitely about your chick.  I wouldn't give a fuck, I'd fuck Beyonce's sister, but, my blender, yeyah, that make of hold it to short the trades.. which lead to me getting kille

Not much more need said.

6.  Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

I'm glad she's not always invisible.

Honestly, those are the only chicks I can even think of calling a 10, and there’s plenty of other hot celebrities around, but most of them are 9′s or even 8′s to me.

As an honorable mention, I will say ever since I saw Slumdog Millionaire, I’ve had a huge celebrity crush on Freida Pinto, but I’m reluctant to actually call her a 10 though, and that’s mainly because I can’t find any great pictures of her on the internet.  She looked better on screen in Slumdog than she does in almost all of her magazine spreads and internet pictures.  I don’t know why that is, but none the less, I find her to be very attractive.  She’s a solid 9 for sure….

Slumdog Chick

I just love her smile.

Anyway…. that’s my thoughts on the matter.  I’ve accepted that I’ll never meet or date a 10, because hell I’m not a rich/famous actor or musician.  Maybe once my game is tight enough, I’ll luck up and grab a 9, but like I said, I hardly ever even see 9′s in person, so it’s not going to be the easiest thing in the world to do.

26 Responses to The Rarity of an Actual 10.

  1. Jennifer July 1, 2010 at 7:20 am

    I have a celebrity crush on Salma Hayek…no one can dance with a snake quite like she did in From Dusk till Dawn lol

  2. The Rookie July 1, 2010 at 8:17 am

    It looks to me that you’re basing your 10s on makeup, lighting, and Photoshop. I guarantee that you’d think differently if you met these broads in real life. Every girl has some flaw: too short, tiggs aren’t big enough, flat ass, etc. 10s don’t have to be perfect, they just have to be better than 9s.

    • culdcept July 1, 2010 at 10:57 am

      I was thinking the same thing when I saw this pictures. If the girls walked straight out of my monitor they would be 9′s or 10′s, but not in real life.

    • Willy Wonka July 1, 2010 at 6:18 pm

      You’re probably right. I used to think Letoya Luckett was fine as shit, but then I met her in real life and I wasn’t too impressed… she was only slightly above average.

  3. Patric July 1, 2010 at 8:37 am

    I totally agree, 9 and 10′s are almost impossible to find. I got with an 8.6 once, but then dropped to a 7 after I saw her naked.

    • culdcept July 1, 2010 at 10:55 am

      Haha, I love this comment. Its so true that many of these 9 and 10′s can drop a full point or even 2 when naked. Its easy for clothes to increase a girl’s score. I’ve definitely dated 8′s or were closer to 6 when naked.

    • Willy Wonka July 1, 2010 at 6:17 pm

      What the hell kind of chicks are you talking to that drop a whole point or two once they’re naked?

      I will say the only the chicks that have dropped a bit once naked in my eyes, are chicks that have kids already cuz some of them have some weird looking stomach things going on…

      • culdcept July 2, 2010 at 12:14 am

        Well, 2 points is rare and extreme, but it could happen. Its amazing what chicks can do with the right clothes, hair and make up. I’ve definitely seen chicks drop a whole point.

        One thing I hate is when chicks with small tits wear padded bras. I can deal with tiny boobs, but don’t surprise me with even smaller or non-existant ones. I haven’t had a chick with implants yet, but I imagine that might be a bit of a disappointment depending on how well their done.

  4. Jake Turner July 1, 2010 at 9:24 am

    I see *my* perfect 10 about once a week, and what many others would consider a 10/10 maybe a few times a week. I reckon I have at least a handful of 10s among my Facebook friends.

    I’d respectfully suggest that your standards are skewed.. Or perhaps mine are too low!

    • culdcept July 1, 2010 at 11:00 am

      Your standards are fine. What you are seeing is your perfect 10 as you said. When I judge a girl I think about her general score and my score. I will agree that that all of the above girls are 9′s or 10′s, but not too me. I can find flaw in each one that bumps them down 1 or 2 whole points.

      The girl I approached in Target yesterday was a 6 on the man scale, but a 7 on my scale.

  5. Vincent Ignatius July 1, 2010 at 11:35 am

    As long as she can do the head shaky thing, I’m cool with a 5.

  6. Solo July 1, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    That’s one of the biggest problems in the “seduction community” is rating chicks. That thought process fucked me up for a long time, and still does at time. Why? because your placing the girl on a pedestal, so then what you unconsciously do is try to game her a different way, then you over-try then you get one-ists, blah blah. IMO I like to follow JOhnny Sporno 1. would smash. 2. wouldn’t. All that rating crap is irrelevant to me. For instance I went out with a community guy once, his preference is skinny chicks, so he rated 7′s in my books 9′s. I prefer curvy/thick chicks so he rates them lover.

    I honestly don’t give a shit, if someone is knocking my taste, this problem will never go away

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=169813&highlight=rate+chick
    ^^hence you got guys making threads continually, about this topic

    my S02. cents which is now $4 dollars due to the rescission

    • Black Rebel July 1, 2010 at 2:18 pm

      Another problem with rating chicks is that while most men find the same chicks hot, the numbered system is largely subjective because tastes differ.

      Example; I like taller girls with small asses, perky tits and light skin. My best friend likes petite girls with big asses, big tits and dark skin. Yesterday at golf, the kart girl was a short (about 5’3ish) bottle-blonde girl who looked Central American with HUGE cans and a fat ass. No doubt she was fetching in a way, and I wouldn’t not fuck her if she threw herself at me.

      I would have rated her a six and not gone to great lengths to get her digits, whereas my buddy tried (and failed) to get her number and would probably have said she was an 8.

      The city near where I live is an international center for modeling. I see PLENTY of 9′s out and about, carrying their little portfolio books, wearing heels even though they’re already 5’9 with a nice bubblegum walk.

      Even the town I live in has a few 9′s. It’s a semi-suburban center of about 85,000 people and a lot of money. There is definitely a correlation between the wealth of an area and the quality of chicks.

      Here are my standards and what I believe to be a percentage of women who satisfy them. The hottest girl I’ve ever fucked was a 9.

      1-4 – Never (40%)
      5 – Only if drunk (15%)
      6 – Basic threshold for attractiveness (25%)
      7 – Above average (10%)
      8 – Very attractive (7%)
      9 – Hot (<3%)
      10 – 'Get out of the game and wife it' hot (<1%)

      • Willy Wonka July 1, 2010 at 6:10 pm

        Black Rebel :

        1-4 – Never (40%)
        5 – Only if drunk (15%)
        6 – Basic threshold for attractiveness (25%)
        7 – Above average (10%)
        8 – Very attractive (7%)
        9 – Hot (<3%)
        10 – ‘Get out of the game and wife it’ hot (<1%)

        Sounds about right.

    • Willy Wonka July 1, 2010 at 6:13 pm

      True, everybody has their own taste.

      My friend said the rating system is:
      1. Hell no
      2. I would, but I don’t tell anybody
      3. I’d tell my friends
      and
      4. I’d put it in her butt.

      He said this at happy hour (he had been drinking) and when the waitress came back to the table, we asked him, so how do you feel about her?

      He says, loud as hell, right in front of the waitress, “I’d put it in her butt!” You should have seen the look on her face. Shit was classic.

      • Black Rebel July 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm

        We’ve all had that type of Wile E. Coyote Moment. In first year I was seriously vibing hard with this blonde with who was a definite 8, she’s touching me, laughing at my lame jokes and I’m playing the aloof asshole card perfectly.

        Then she leaves the room, my buddy coems in for a status report and I say ‘I’m gonna fuck that girl now.’ and she was standing in the door, totally heard me. Classic dropping of the ball, though if I was where I was at now I could probably have salvaged.

        (On the plus side I saw her at this function I went to last weekend and she has a kid, has put on 30 and has a lapdog fiance who put a rock on her finger the size of a pacific island, so you can hardly say I lost.)

        For my rating system, I definitely believe there are more 5′s than 6′s. A 5 will only get dumpster-dived and one night stands, where a 6 will get into LTRs.

        Moving from a 5 to a 6 isn’t really hard work for a chick; usually it’s a couple of months in the gym, a dye job, a few new pieces of wardrobe or a teeth-bleaching away. Chicks are lazy, but most of them will do the work it takes to get more attractive if its possible.

      • Black Rebel July 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm

        More 6′s than 5′s, my bad.

      • Jennifer July 2, 2010 at 9:16 am

        Your friend’s rating system seriously made me laugh, that is hilarious.

  7. Advocatus Diaboli July 1, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    I see that your taste in women is similar to mine.. I prefer that look over blondes any day.

    Plus latinas have amazing asses.. not too big, not too small.

  8. sam July 2, 2010 at 10:27 am

    To me, this list is fucking wrong. I don’t think any of the celebs you listed are hot at all. First of all, all these girls are way old. I mean, like in their 40s old except Alba and Pinto. Alba already has a freakin kid. I would agree maybe 5 years ago but she is worthless to me. You obviously like ethnic girls. If they girl isn’t white, I am not attracted at all.

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